Zenigundam

Who's that?

British Columbia easily Also, KN threatened to IP ban me. I yawned.

What an awful movie. I only liked the parts when John Travolta made moves on the blonde babe while she was in her panties in her room, and the scene when he licked her face in slow mo.

What's that?

Could become a reality if you don't find work soon

Kiss me. ?

All right, Phillies, that was ultra gay.

My threads were legendary.

I miss making threads.

I remember the first time I saw that movie on Cartoon Network's Cartoon Theatre back in '98, and I cried for my mans Littlefoot when he lost his mom, but as an alpha male adult today, I would tell him he needs to get revenge, not search for some fckng mystical land, what are you Moses, kill that fcker who made you an orphan.

So check her Facebook statuses, meet her when she posts one of those "check-in status things" (even though we're not friends on FB and I found her through her first name on OkCupid and narrowing the FB filter search based on info I could glean from her OKC profile), and then take phone from her in person and call my number, and then say, "Yes! Now we have each other's numbers, baby girl". I love this plan, but can the young ladies of today even handle it? They've been raised on beta bull----, so I worry that they might just log back into some other app and look for "comfort" from their betch ass craft beer drinking male best friend.

You are Viperslayer, resident psycho on every incarnation of these forums for the past eleven years. Do you know how many girls I've actually slayed off of this site with my charm, sexy looks, and huge pen0r. Don't hate, just appreciate alpha male greatness.

Viper is nowhere near an alpha. ?

Could be tomorrow, depends on when she sends me her number

I need that in my life. I want a girlfriend who is a politically active INTJ feminist who has strong opinions about everything and will nonchalantly drop a ceramic plate in the kitchen if things are too peaceful, and she'll cheat on me regularly if we aren't arguing enough because she wants me to be less deferential.

I like to put mine into hot blondes who think they're top notch sh--

$350? So you spent your life savings on a car part

Any attractive girl I've ever asked out, and the scraggly beta male I was cheated on for.

Ummm YES IT'S ILLEGAL. Treat women with respect, dude.

Haven't, but it seems like the person who plays Pennywise in this version sucks immensely compared to Tim Curry's Pennywise.

Sounds like a fine outing. I have plenty of stories to tell, even though many of them take place over the internet on PSN and online dating sites to be specific.

The girls I date have so much to learn

I've been drunk posting for five years, and people say that it looks like the same stuff I've been posting since my HS days.

"Beer on tap" Ah get outta here with that hipster BS. When I go to a bar, I don't even bother specifying whether it's "on tap". I just say, "get me some malt liquor, and that's that, bro" and they squirm and acquiesce. And why is that you wonder? Because I'm an alpha male, and the repercussions of defying my orders are not desirable whatsoever. They could never go back to work again and face their everyday patrons if they dared to deny me because what would happen next would end up on all kinds of viral videos on the internet, and, quite honestly, I don't want the attention, but people would be talking about what a badass I was in "that video" for eons, if it ever got to that point. So just serve me my beer, ya little hipster. :it:

Yo what's wrong with these keyboard warriors yo, she actually made me want to meet her in person to discuss this!!!