Zenigundam

That's unconstitutional. I fought valiantly for this country

What a genius move. They were expecting an action movie and I gave them a psychological thriller. He spent all night looking around nervously, shifty eyes fearful of an onslaught from the real life Little Mac of Punchout fame in front of a pair of platonic females, but Little Mac was chilling at home with beer, popcorn, and a hot blonde wrapped under his right arm, chuckling at the prospect of the psychological warfare taking place while honing his social skills with Forensic Files reruns. Little Mac was in the back of the other guy's mind all night long. How could he enjoy the event when his worst nightmare could be lurking in the shadows, a WorldStarHipHop viral video a distinct possibility? EVICTED

I'll be there. See you in a few hours. I'll introduce myself to your lady friends as well since I have that natural charm that the ladies dig.

And what you have to realize is that these judges are eventually gonna get put in their places

Women

Well I love women aged 18-19 H2H

Why would that happen? Can't handle a modern day alpha male who exposes promiscuous girls? Yeah that's right I did say girls

I might not show up honestly. All a scam to get me to pay anywhere from $1000 to $1500 to their boro over BS.

When these OKC girls respond to me and then disappear for days on end? Should I be a jerk and follow them to see what they're actually up to and see if they're being faithful to me? My gut tells me that they're not.

Kaitlyn, you got some splainin to do.

I'm gonna send her a message asking her why she didn't log in all weekend, what was she doing, who was she with, I just need to drink some alcohol first. I really hope this isn't what it appears to be. F$&#ing OkCupid

Data entry at Target?

I had a beastly DraftKings lineup this week with Russell Wilson, Jordan Howard, McCaffery, Cooks, Green, and Ertz that won me some nice $. Of course I put that scrub Terrelle Pryor as my #3 WR and he didn't do shet and cost me really making the top end dollars. I'm honestly not surprised the Jets won. I had a feeling all week long that the Jets and Bears would win. Jay Cutler is trash, there's a reason the Dolphins win projections went slightly down when they signed him. He was good at Vandy, but his NFL career has trended downward since he got traded from Denver.

It's easy to mistake an 18 year old for a 19 year old. So sexy

Yeah I should be better by then. I'm gonna lift some weights and hit the heavy bag in my garage tomorrow. Perhaps post a video of the workout

I felt myself getting sick on Friday during work because my throat started to hurt, and then my bus didn't come on Friday and I had to take a $12 Lyft, so when I got home, I collapsed on my couch, and when I woke up, I couldn't hear out of my left ear, couldn't breathe through my nose, had the chills, had a severe cough, and my throat hurt a ton. Yeah so now I'm feeling slightly better, but I still can't hear out of my left ear and my throat's still scratchy. I wonder if drinking 128 ounces of malt liquor every workday contributed to this.

Looks like there'll be a lot of people there... A lot of cell phones to take videos with...

Because she turned 21, and it excited me to see her age on OKC go from 20 to 21 because now I know her birthday, and in order to have a successful relationship, you have to get to know each other.

Well if I go, I could be screwed as well, especially if I don't come with any money in my pockets.

No serious opera goer refers to it as "dope as fuck". Even words like stunning and magnificent are considered trite to that cultured community of people.

Yeah I bet they want to tack on all kinds of BS fees Not even gonna bother going

Didn't have the money to pay even a bare minimum fine. Now I'll be fine, but I shouldn't go.

They really couldn't resist me if you get the pun.

They said online that this was a distinct possibility, so I'm not all that surprised. I'm ruined if I get ANY jailtime though since I'll lose my job for missing work and lying about why I left early on October 2nd, so I really can only go if it's a certainty that I'll just be given a hefty fine and a payment plan to pay it off, and not jailed.

A lot of UEMBers have PM'ed me and, quite frankly, I failed to appear in court on the 11th for the three tickets (driving an unregistered vehicle, driving without insurance, and having a broken mirror). ANYWAY... I got a letter in the mail asking me to appear for the same s--- on October 2nd, and I've already request an early exit from my job that day to make it to court, but I'm going to consult the legal scholars online and see whether I'll be facing a couple of days of jail for these charges of which I am undoubtedly guilty. If so, I won't be there on the 2nd and will become an employed fugitive. However, if I just get fines and they let me make a payment plan of like $20/month, I'll be satisfied. Right now I'm at a Subway restaurant ("restaurant") in North Jersey because the bus I take back home inexplicably didn't run today (Did the mofo quit?), so I'll be walking a ton of distance and eventually calling a Lyft to get home, provided that my 53% charge cell phone holds up, and this thread isn't helping. So yeah, post comments, thoughts, and whatnot. F the police, I really shouldn't go