Zenigundam

5'6" I'm built like a tank

Kinda surprised, that's pretty big

You guys did say I would flatten Mayweather back in 2010 based on my YouTube vids.

Just spent $100 on new glove, a new mouthpiece, wraps, and a scale. The Sonic Rican is back. Little Mac's gonna knock your betch ass out!!

White knights never get the girl.

White Knight ?

Duh. Winners make winning plans.

Banging hot girls is important, but it isn't easy because you have to eliminate the wack ass trendy beta males who are trying to cop the same prize.

I swear to Zeus they better not show up at my job next week. Bench warrant arrests are supposed to be spontaneous, not premediated, so if these stalker beta male cops dare to step to me when an activity necessitating police involvement isn't occurring, you'd better believe I'm going to start throwing wild haymakers, a throwback to my boxing days.

When can I buy that badass mfer?

Alpha Male aggression #Zeniroids

White knight status ?

Watch your mouth, Penguin.

Tryna cop a few hot blondes ya feel me

StarPanda already posted this. Nice try though

And the guy's very attractive, and the girl's been around the block many a time, and the girl doesn't respond to his message even though he's excellent in many ways, and the record shows that she must have seen his message, so the following morning, the guy sends her a message that says, "Looks like you were online for over half an hour after I sent that first message, so you better respond". What happens next in this hypothetical scenario? I have a friend who did this all within the past eight hours, and I feel a little bad for him because it's not his fault this girl and many others like her are flawed, and I can't post screenshots of my friend's interactions with her because I'm on my phone about to go into work.

Figured it out. No wonder

His fn parents were born in the 1800s, so yeah he was gonna die someday soon because that makes him old af, well rest in peace, I deserve the girls you got in your youth h2h.

Get outta here!! You're crampin my style man

:beer: Glitter is hardly magic. All that glitters is not gold.

Jk. Give daddy some sugar, conversegirl. <3

I'll get over you, I know I will. I'll pretend my ship's not sinking.

I fell asleep after work and woke up at 7, but I was so tired that I probably wasn't going anyway. It needed to be on a Saturday instead. As is, Viper spent the whole event in utter paranoia looking over his shoulder upon hearing footsteps behind him and diligently checking before turning every corner. Meh, not sure why tbh though, I never said I was gonna beat him up or anything, just said that I'd be there.

That's unconstitutional. I fought valiantly for this country

What a genius move. They were expecting an action movie and I gave them a psychological thriller. He spent all night looking around nervously, shifty eyes fearful of an onslaught from the real life Little Mac of Punchout fame in front of a pair of platonic females, but Little Mac was chilling at home with beer, popcorn, and a hot blonde wrapped under his right arm, chuckling at the prospect of the psychological warfare taking place while honing his social skills with Forensic Files reruns. Little Mac was in the back of the other guy's mind all night long. How could he enjoy the event when his worst nightmare could be lurking in the shadows, a WorldStarHipHop viral video a distinct possibility? EVICTED