Zenigundam

"Beer on tap" Ah get outta here with that hipster BS. When I go to a bar, I don't even bother specifying whether it's "on tap". I just say, "get me some malt liquor, and that's that, bro" and they squirm and acquiesce. And why is that you wonder? Because I'm an alpha male, and the repercussions of defying my orders are not desirable whatsoever. They could never go back to work again and face their everyday patrons if they dared to deny me because what would happen next would end up on all kinds of viral videos on the internet, and, quite honestly, I don't want the attention, but people would be talking about what a badass I was in "that video" for eons, if it ever got to that point. So just serve me my beer, ya little hipster. :it:

Yo what's wrong with these keyboard warriors yo, she actually made me want to meet her in person to discuss this!!!

Definitely not. It'll be like when they brought Metroid (NES) into the 21st century with Zero Mission, and the game will be aesthetically pleasing, but much easier than the original. I'd rather pop in my old copy of Metroid II than play this one, which will be beta and easy cake, because I'm an alpha who needs challenges and not the cops called on him (and cops are also betas without their little gadgets and unis).

I had an earthquake of my own recently. Why do they make me do this?

This is the type of girl who cheats on whoever she's with every other day, so I like it. I can't wait for the daily drama and chasing her around trying to catch her in the act and then pounding on her boy toy's apartment door with a beer in hand like the true lone wolf alpha male warrior I am, while he scrambles to put his pants on and hides in the closet, and asks her to answer the door because he's busy pissing his pants!! :it:

Sexy British exchange student who just came to NY for her junior year of college. She says she gets 1,000 messages a day on OKC. What do I say to her to make her meet up with me so that I can impregnate her and start my family life? I've decided that we should be husband and wife and that she'll be the one to bear Johnnygundam.

She's not Colombian, but I want to come be inside of her.

Netflix, Steam, and Instagram suck very much.

Watch your mouth. ?

Going to Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

I'm the guy she needs. Just not the guy she deserves. *puts lipstick on and taps foot to mellow pop beat*

I would choose Zenigundam.

I'd get all the hot blondes who have been ignoring me over OKC.

Were any hot girls impressed?

That tends to happen when you reply a hundred times to your own thread.

Haha I'm not even kidding, I can honestly see Viper with her because they have the same essential look. He might be slightly more attractive than she is (no homo), but they honestly seem like a decent pairing.

She's in your league and you're in her league. Go for it.

That's called an opinion, not a fact. Great application of the scientific method, Mr. Scientist. I think I'm starting to better understand why you no longer work in the field. :it:

It's your vegan diet that's keeping you skinny, and you aren't getting cut, you're just tiring your hands out from the handwork. In order to get cut, you need a large amount of protein in your diet, which you aren't getting since you prefer weed and crutons for dinner over a manly Salisbury steak and malt liquor.

@arrem_lowlander

Only betas use that smiley.

Yeah but his threads really made no sense.

FFA is Babbling, and Viper made no sense in IB.

You with a manbun

What does that even mean?