Zenigundam

I'm talking to you. I SAID, "I'M TALKING TO YOU!" DAMNIT! (gives a shove from behind and fears for a moment that the cops might become involved and a bench warrant might have been issued after all) These girls really do push you to the edge though, don't they?

Howard beat UNLV. Biggest upset in college football history, kinda like Stetson beating the Orlando Magic in basketball.

I'll check with her cell phone service provider. With some of these ladies you have to go into detective mode to get to the truth.

thoward, WretchFlex, Atticusbr, DragoDrake, please come back.

They can't do this.

but who haven't logged back in since the early afternoon hours are getting pounded by other OKC guys right now. Hopefully this fear is unfounded because I'm close to turning into the hulk.

Alphagundam

I don't know what her deal is. The next message will be, "I'm not sure what you take me for, but if you give me your number and I text you, you respond. What have you been doing this past week? Any flings going on that I'd want to know about? Huh? Answer me!"

:it: <3

That doesn't make any sense. His avatar is allowed, otherwise it would have been removed. Don't you think so? Mr. Scientist...

Holy crap my walk to and from the bus to go to work is physically taxing. Plus I have poison ivy rashes on both arms because I found this spot off of the highway that is heavily wooded, but it has an open area deep within, so I climb down into it while everybody who is zipping by me watches me disappear down into the woods, but in order to get into the area I have to come into contact with a bunch of poison ivy, so because I can't drive my car anymore and drink in my car, and because the town I work in is so densely populated and I have to worry about eyes always being on me if I were to drink in public, my only choice is to hide my bag down there in that area and then make the five minute trek over there and drink in solitude where nobody can see me, even though my clothes will end up getting the poison ivy stuff on them. Sucks a lot, but as long as no soccer moms call the cops about a guy in a button down, tie, and dress pants descending into a wooded area off of the highway, I'll be perfectly fine.

*robot voice* Only you can hear me, Summoner. (mechanical arm movements, blank stare, hot girls cringe)

You have to listen to authority figures, GSN, or else you'll end up having all kinds of legal issues.

You sure that wasn't your date? He's really weird.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/satisfactoryeros whut

answers "yes" to the "Would you consider being in an open relationship?" question on OKC, then she's a keeper.

Texas is total garbage even if they come back.

It is an "I slept with him" burn. When you're not a virgin, you can tell.

I would, but her daddy's the principal and I can't afford to get fired because of recent events with the cops.

I just don't want to get arrested is all. It's not a good look for them.

They can't keep ignoring me. I won't let them ignore my beautiful posts.

Suspended registration actually, but that ticket encompasses licenses too (mine is likely scheduled to be suspended for not turning in the plates on my Altima, which has the suspended registration) I haven't had insurance since April. I kept the insurance card from Progressive that says I'm insured until December as my trump card to trick them and get me out of tough jams. I'm not fixing that. I'm done driving my car. Gonna sell it for like $200 what with its 150,000 mileage and banged up condition.

Mad because I'm gonna get off on hefty fines? They can suspend my license and driving privileges for a year for all I care! I take the bus anyway! They better not come at me with a bench warrant though because then we'll have a Supreme Court case on our hands and I'll get millions in restitution.

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If a cop ever showed up at my door looking for me, I would hide in a secret compartment in the basement and tell my mom to tell him that I moved out.