Zenigundam

I know. I was being ironical considering I'm an alpha male who always cheats on hot women with other hot women. 🐺

I'll never give up. No matter how many times I have to ask the U-haul guy where all the furniture's being moved toooooooooo. 🙈

Oh would you quit making excuses for their promiscuous behavior already? I have mad social skills. 😍

I would have grabbed him by the neck and told him to make Toonami less gay and he would have obliged. 🐎

Watch your mouth, man

Is it creepiness or just love?

Tomorrow's a dress down day at my job. I'm wearing my black Devils t-shirt and some faded jeans, don't care what anybody thinks, and then I'll make out with some hot babe on the bus ride home and get my PS4 game rocking for my badass lone wolf alpha male warrior weeeeeeekeeeenndddd. 🐯

They are so intrigued by the mystique of the solitary badass, and they're so bored about getting pounded by the same brainless chumps that they really want a deep, sophisticated lone wolf around who won't hesitate to throw people into walls! 🐺

What does that even mean?

Not really. I'm always watching.

If I were Gamestop, I'd have to question whether the scratches came from the previous owner or from you. My guess is that you accidentally lifted up your console while the disc was inside and caused it to get scratched up.

Are you just guessing?

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You guys are being kinda creepy. It was just a simple question.

Winners take buses, it shows that you can step to anybody like Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top instead of hitting the automatic lock on your car doors and rolling up all the windows when you get to a traffic light and there's a badass alpha next to you in the other lane.

The bus girl didn't scare me, she just brought back adolescent feelings (heart racing, fingers twitching) of desire that pervaded my drunken stupppoorrrrrr. ?

It's because I'm destined to create Johnnygundam with a hot babe and then go into the mountains to complete my training while she raises him until the age of 5, at which point I'll take him to a few baseball games and teach him about life and stuff.

On the contrary, I really did want to touch her hair and give her a footsie, but I didn't know how she would react, even though I was looking pretty sexy today.

Steph Curry got in my face once when I was in HS and I had to bodyslam his skinny ass in private. It's something I always tell people, I don't know why, not trying to sound like a tough guy, just think motivational speakers shouldn't try to bully badass HSers.

That application process showed me that they only employ the elite, like the martial arts movie, Best of the Best.

and something about her, like her hair or her feet or her t-shirt, just gives you the butterflies? Yeah this happened to me today.

Blue Cross Blue Shield is awesome honestly. I tried applying for a job there with a perfect resume and couldn't even get an interview, so I know they have pretty high damn standards.

is romantically involved with Adam, who is a stupid roidhead with no personality, instead of me, a supreme lone wolf alpha male warrior who can kick Adam's ass.

All right now you're just acting like that soccer mom who micromanages birthday parties that suck and don't have any liquor and she tries to assure the teens that everything's hip and cool. ?

Yah we know