Zenigundam

Ugh, for some reason when girls call me short it makes me lose my temper and do bad things!!!

No... No... It can't end like this... *approaches*

I'm hilarious just like Adam Sandler, the master of comedy.

Dude, I'm every beta's nightmare lol, so I know

The topic was something like, "Who do you think you are blowing me off after replying to my first message and then not logging back in for two months *shoves*", but then the actual content was sweet and on point about my badass Friday the 13th Blu-Ray set and how I have to at least play some Fortnite before I go to sleep tonight.

Some of my thread topics really are off the chain and then you open them and see what amazing things I've been up to. LIKE I WAS SAYING, I downloaded Fortnite and my Friday the 13th Blu-Ray set came in the mail. I'm gonna get laid by a hot girl on VD, the likes of which the UEMB has never seen.

Anything with Tom Cruise is a gem, but I'm way too tired right now. However, it's playing on the Cinemax channels all this month, so I'll catch some other showings.

No hot girl next to me, going back to sleep. Could have sworn I picked up a hot girl on the bus ride home

All right, well maybe I can't get a gf because hot girls are betches, but your avatar is the ultimate girl repellant!!

Like it seems like there's something wrong with her, but I love her so much and I won't let anything get in between our romance. Glad she broke it off with that Jonas beta. I just need to know how we can make this happen.

and I notice that everything on it is for like middle schoolers at best, and that's generous because I honestly think it's a 2nd-5th grade audience range. Yeah and I'm completely serious. I would be putting on some badass TV-MA/R-rated shet, live-action movies too, hell yeah there'd be crazy horror movies on there. This generation is softer than playdoh those lil betches

I win, I win so baaaaaadly.

Bro, I'm not a joke. Accept that I'm the lone wolf alpha male warrior home wrecker who I've always claimed to be. Seriously, it's been many years now, so if somebody claims to be something for that long, you just have to accept that maybe it's the stone cold truth. Also, look at my eclectic and stunning taste in music and cinema. You don't see any beta independent films, romcom, or R&B on there, so that's how you know I'm as tough as I've always said I am! Wow, I just used that one year of law school to prove my alpha badassery. Archive this f---ing post, this is legendary. Girls, I want you to marvel at what I've just said, but don't text me because you're gonna seem JUST A LITTLE desperate if you do.

I do badass things. People drop when they meet me.

They want me to protect them from Jason, and I sure will if it ever comes to that, because that's what ripped lone wolf alpha male warriors do for their hot, legal age teen blonde lovers SEX SEX SEX AND MORE SEX. *looks up at the night sky longingly, hair rustling in the wind*

Girls love to be frightened, so this is perfect.

It's Friday the 13th up to Friday the 13th Part VIII on Amazon. I'm using my mom's Amazon Prime and then canceling it so that I get free two-day shipping. Crazy because I swear I've used that a billion times lol. Anyway, yeah this is awesome. All the good Friday the 13th movies on Blu-Ray.

I wouldn't say that I work in one. I basically run the place, so I like to say that I manage my classroom.

Everybody owes somebody something... *The Zenigundam mob squad smoothly falls in from the shadows in suits and fedoras while reaching into their suit jacket pockets* Wow I'm such a damn gangster

When you tell her, "Excuse me, I was talking to you" when she blows you off for no reason. I get the feeling this particular one does not like me for whatever reason, but I just can't let her ignore me with all the students in the hallway watching. I had to speak up, but yeah now it's awkward I guess. And it's almost Valentine's Day.

Party at my house!! Nerds and wimps are strictly not allowed as they'll wet their pajamas, alpha males and hot babes only

makes them feel threatened? If somebody does it to me, it's like Magikarp using Splash in the Pokémon video games, not very effective, but when I do it to the ladies who I talk to, they get the chills. Crazy huh? Guess you can call me Mewtow

From afar...

Will they ever forget? Should I get back on Facebook so that these ladies remember me?