Zenigundam

How he never danced with the wolves? Lone wolf alpha male warriors dance alone.

Bank of America is my bank, so this makes me quite happy. #Actionherogundam #Bumrushthepsycho

The way I see it, true love never really dies, even if you'e no longer together with them.

I don't have my Facebook since I disabled it two years ago, but I use a dummy FB account to keep an eye on them and their relationship statuses.

BBL. Busy making out with her

Lol

My arms are so ripped bro

Asta is way too much of a beta.

Don't sell me short I said. Like when I yoked up my tutee, people kept saying that he won, but that was basically the opposite of what happened. Hot girls won't believe the tall tales anyway, I just appreciate honesty, lest I should have to step to people until they tell the truth. ?

I look like such an alpha beast. I would take a pic and post, but my laptop is fried, and I don't have the patience to post from my badass, brand new, Samsung J5. #alphaprobs ???

Is that James Harden's little bruh

Shattered*, please don't sell me short.

I mean some people would say that, but sex with six different hot women in six days isn't as abnormal as you would think if you would just remember that I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior.

I'm asking for this hot blonde girl next to me who went upstairs to the bathroom to pretty up and try to impress me. She wants to know more about me, and she wants to know what the most alpha days of my life were.

???

Looks like you'll be taking the bus with me.

You know when he says, "I love you, Sarah Connor... And I always have..." or something like that even though he just met her? That's realy creepy. If I tried that, it would only have worked in middle school and only because of my sexiness. ?

Damn

Oh yeah and my dad's ex-girlfriend's brother was the crossdresser. But I told you guys that back on Lithium

When I watch it on Cinemax now, I don't see it as the cliched cheese I used to think it was as a kid. Yeah it actually is pretty f'n stupid, so I was probably right, but now I see it for being slightly badass. Yeah, but I always used to think it was like a 6 or 7/10 movie despite all the hype.

It's been 4 minutes and there haven't been any views yet. I think you guys better view this awesome thread... *cracks knuckles and approaches*

My alpha badassery is ahead of its time, so I understand the confusion. Also, Rogue, I don't idolize ER, he was just an unintentionally funny dude, and created awkward music videos for the agggggeesssssss. ?

All the waffles Elliot Rodger missed out on. ?

I'm sick of being the Golden State Warriors but not getting paid!!!

In Speed when he's like, "Hey, man, right now we're just two really cool dudes doing cool things on a bus. Let's not do this!"