I type in Yahoo Answers followed by a question into Google and I don't get the bunch of questions in the search results like I used to in years past. What happened?
Girls tell me that after I kiss them on the cheek, but in a romantic, heat of passion sense... your version is painful, maybe you should hang out with me.
I always think of OkCupid (OKC), the place where I met my first love, the one who got away (or, technically speaking, got a restraining order because she wasn't stable enough to handle a long-term sexy relationship at her age).
I held the door for my boss and he just walked by without saying anything. Also, he called me in for a meeting earlier. I get the feeling he's gonna try to catch me slipping up with the drinking thing
Dude, I said I was almost banned. I haven't been banned in years. Like a fine wine, my social life has aged well and keeps getting better with time, so I can't be here as often as I should.
I'm serious. Women are sometimes like that, especially when you meet them online. They don't know what they want. I don't know if he should get an RO in his case, but maybe a TRO will be just what the love doctor ordered.
You can always get a restraining order if you feel you really need the space. One of my past girlfriends did that because her head wasn't screwed on straight and she needed time to pull herself together.
I'm serious, I almost got temp banned for saying ER was a funny guy and here we are ER Jr!!! And I'm not talking like Donkey Kong Jr as the sequel to Donkey Kong!!