Zenigundam

Yo yous a nerd for real lil homie

My main man clu coming through in the clutch like Tracy McGrady... T-T-T-TMac!!

Thank you, my man, no homo.

I mean tell it to me straight. I've been using the internet regularly since the very early 2000s and I feel that I've altered a lot of lives in so many different ways... 💏

OkCupid ain't sheeeeit, just a bunch of weak betas, all of whom I would truck!! 🏈

We were exclusive. Whether she wanted to try and break the exclusivity of our relationship just to make me get mad and punch walls and throw things around her apartment is another matter!!! 💪💪💪

Please stop drinking. She owes me an explanation, and hopefully it isn't that she plans on cheating on me!! 🦁

Her deceit would have made her very guilty in the judge's eyes. 🐮

What's wrong with her?

Why did she even think she could fool me?

It's not them, it's me. They want me badly, but I'm not in the mood for that kinda long term commitment. ... You'll understand someday.

You can talk to cute girls all over the place. I do it while I'm waiting on line at stores all the time. But no, this was an OkCupid date.

She's not my girlfriend yet lol. It was a first date, don't be such a weirdddo. 😳

I'm hip to your games, baby. Now sit down and finish your meal. Btw, we're splitting the bill. 💪

texted her about an emergency and needed her to meet up with her immediately. But then I asked her to show me the text and she froze up before getting defensive. #exposed #cantdodgetherodge #lonewolfalphamalewarriorwiththescoop 🦊🦊🦊

Don't snitch on him. He's doing solid work.

Alpha

Katt, you're making excuses at this point.

In great numbers, Rogue. 🐺🐺🐭

Yes for long. 🐂

Gray* And kindly take a step back, young man.

I win. 💪💪💪

Is anybody living anywhere?

Wow you've got the wrong guy. I'm no creep, I'm a sexy lone wolf alpha male warrior who gets all the hot girls effortlessly. I feel like Harrison Ford in The Fugitive when people misinterpret my badassery as creepiness that repels the ladies.

Viper dude this thread isn't going how you planned it. Nobody's feeling that first post.