Zenigundam

From a HSer like me?! You can't accept a beatdown from a HSer like me?!

Forget exactly what he said, but he was disrespecting my youthful appearance!! I really did want to start trashing everybody holding me back while eventually getting to him, but the law is gay and stupid, so even without my bench warrant, I bet I would have faced multiple assault and battery charges from beta wimps who can't take ass whoopings like men!!!!

It was a 2 minute long convo st the bus stop and then I said, "Well you're old (emphasis) and I'm young (emphasis, italicize this shit)" to this 50 year old loser and then he tried to slug me but I barely felt it, and then I was about to come back with some furacious punching, but there were about four betas there who held me back, which pissed me off because then I wanted to deck all of them, but I didn't want to catch charges, especially with that bench warrant in my name. 🦌

I have it every night with hot betches, bro. But if you disagree, we can probably just step outside... 👊

Gross lol. I'll stick to normal sex, man! 🤠

They don't, they're just thirsty, want attention, and make horrendous dating choices. Why do you think so many girls my age have been through 10+ failed relationships?! 💪💪💪

*grabs you by the collar and throws you over the bar counter*

You're drunk dude

Yeah but it's metal

Feeeeeeelssss 😦💏

Metal 🚫 Poetry

It's not poetry, it's a heavy metal song

Thanks, it's meant for this girl I met online who hasn't been on in a few months.

Yeah I know hard to get is the correct idiomatic expression, but I really wanted to make those lines rhyme. What do you think? It's a love song. ♥️

The title of my new song. I'll post a YouTube music vid during the week. It goes like this: Why are you ignoring me?! I'm the best, baby, can't you see?! Why are you ignoring me?! And you reply to that beta pussy?! Are you just playing hard to catch? Or do I have to show you how we match? 99% and our profiles connect Keep seeing him and he'll get rekt!!! 💪

I'm at the beach right now walking with a hot brunette who I met online, I'm just bored and on my phone, so don't act like I'm in my living room drinking and multitasking between watching TV and playing games without having talked to a girl in a few weeks. 👊

And I'll say, "Can you not read it like that, man? You're making it sound gay when it was initially badass goodness."

When you're an alpha, you walk into a bar, walk behind the counter, help yourself to some Jack Honey shots, open the register and pay for them, shove any interloping bouncers outta the way, and then you walk up to the hot, blonde college age chick talking to her friends and you say, "Here I got you a drink. I'm pretty sure you're gonna be my girlfriend in due time." 🕵️‍♀️

*crickets* You... do not like girls... 😒

Oh man if she really told me that, I think we might have a chase around the house on our hands!!

Just tryna get that d wet!!! 💪💪💪

*brings along beta wingman to accentuate his alphaness* Let's get these hot bitches bro!! 🐏

Now kiss me you hot blonde babe. 💏

You mean the Killer Bees and it's Betts, Benintendi, and Boegarts.

Well at least it beats lupin_bebop rocking out to Beethoven and Bach, but yeah...