Zenigundam

Accidental, but I'm sure everyone here has done it

"Darlings"? 🤦‍♂️

Nope, I always felt like the world needed me. I always felt like a damn superhero honestly

I was walking to the bus stop from my house and all of a sudden I somehow ended up walking in this narrow alley that had a row of endless stores, but it wasn't dark, it was sunlit and someone came out of one of the stores and grabbed me by the neck and he was holding me against the wall and I couldn't break free because his grip was superhuman he was saying in this really creepy, low voice, "Zeni.. I found you. You're gonna pay for those comments." and there were a bunch of people walking past us casually as if I wasn't getting choked out, and then I woke up in a cold sweat. I'm cool now though. That was a really lucid dream.

Better switch it up, dude, that pink slip is closing in on you

I changed their lives for the better... as they should have done on their own... I'll never get the credit, but I'm glad we won't have a buncha manchild/womanchild Gen Zs running amuck now. 💁‍♂️

The truth hurts, and it just annoys me that they couldn't reach my levels of insightful depth into all kinds of life questions to begin with. No, I don't have all the answers, no one does, but it does annoy me how many of them acquired 80% or more of their education from some generic sitcom. 😸🙈💰

Oh it's gonna blow up for sure. I've got these Gen Z's on the internet (and real life) so mad! 😼

I haven't played pubg either, just needed more material for my post.

I'll play, but come on man you said Fortnite and Pubg were for kids and Apex Legends is the same exact thing!

Stop dating teenagers, you're as old as their parents!!

Stay Far Away from the Jolly Green Mollies, Kiddies

Kobe Bryant. Viper doesn't know about sophisticated Kobe. 😹

Weren't you engaged or something? You can't do this the day before you get married. 🤦‍♂️

Neverland... *giggle chills*

I'm speechless

Looking for a good one. I'll check what's trending because I'm in a comment posting kinda mood.

I don't take women who get overly emotional and write out really long comments on YouTube sections seriously. I'm more into basic ladies who appreciate simplicity. The others are too high maintenance, easy to get mad, and basically pretentious and hypocritical. It's good for funny banter and arguing, but I'd rather not date someone who I push over the edge because I never give an inch or get mad during our arguments while she's ready to curse me out and pull her hair. Yeah... so calm and down to Earth... and hot... but a chill personality, and not the religious type because I curse a lot and I'm a bad bad boy on the internet. 👨‍🏭😼🔥

This is why you need to budget your expenses. The sushi and weed expenditures are keeping you on a paycheck to paycheck lifestyle. Start saving, personal money management is critical.

I like it when we're at different stages in our lives. We can learn from each other... 👫

Awful rule, makes no sense actually

I'm still in my prime, guys. I've got people acting like I'm a washed up band needing to promote a greatest hits album 🤦‍♂️

Now I see what Fuggz means

I've never seen you have an alpha male avatar. It's always girly BS!

That's how I've always felt about you. Let's just catalog 15+ years of your avatars 😸