Zenigundam

Hot line to use with her or will she be all "SJW" and creeped out and use some BS generation z terms such as "gender politics" or whatever?

McDonaldddddddd'ssssss 😏

Whoa take a step back bro

That's so messed up, man. What if he can't even have kids after that 😢

Check out my YouTube channel soon. I decided to finally make money off of my sensational taste in amine and 12 year reputation on YouTube. Check it out. I'll kiss you and give you a signature afterward if you're a hot g-g-g... g-g-g.. girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllll 😦

Because I love her? Because I'm always thinking of her? It makes them look like dirty, old men who were picked on by the alpha Zenigundam jocks when they do stuff like this lol. 🦁

94% match, answered yes to sleeping with someone on the first date, and all indications are that she'll want me. Prob is that she hasn't logged in since 10:48 last night, so hopefully she's just been really busy with life and not sleeping with non-Zenigundam since 10:48 last night. 🦊

I can kiss her on the lips if I have to, but I don't know how she'll respond this soon into our relationship. We'll just keep talking when we see each other at work for now.

Buddy... BuddyRoe

Ok now you're just exaggerating the whole situation...

Quit trying to act tough bro

Chicken and broccoli wit white rice. Chinese

That's for pussies.

Actual co-worker We're in love, but we don't know how to approach it.

The cute girl at work who works in the secretary's office. She handed me supplies (3 boxes of pens, 3 boxes of pencils, tape, and 2 boxes of staples), and my heart was throbbing and my pen0r was growing immensely and for some reason I started thinking in my head "be my lover, wanna be my lover" and I was about to crank that out, but I didn't want to get in trouble because the teacher I work for was like 10 feet away, so yeah that's what happened. I don't like how nervous her eyes were, but she was like that before she even made eye contact with me, so hopefully I made her feel better about life and she wants to have sex with me now. 🐏🐏🐏

Battle Royale*

That game sucks compared to Fortnite. Quit tying to be different and unique, Viper, Fortnite is alpha.

If the OKC assassination team even exists, it is quite beta. I'll have to snatch the guns out of their shaky hands and pistol whip them!! 🐂

They have to talk to me. They'll talk to me...

Watch your mouth, bro, that's my girlfriend you're talking about. *while holding Jingai over the railing of a skyscraper*

Why is she doing this to me?

realized I did something really stupid at work today. So that hot girl who works in the secretary's office, well I was trying to talk to her, and she was in a rush to get somewhere else I guess, so I said, "Oh looks like you have other people to talk to" and she gave me a weird look and left, but I hope this doesn't get reported she better not report this minor incident

Haha Clu is Sawdy? Makes perfect sense

I'm making plenty of sense, baby girl!!! Get with the times and get a man!!! 🐂🐂🐂

The greatest UEMBer ever. Catch up with the times, Athena, it's not 2006, weak ass Yahoo Answers fangirls... 🦏🦏🦏🦏