Zenigundam

You don't think I can get close to a really hot girl? I'll show you! I'll you show you all... 😎

Not ok at all... *approaches while cracking knuckles* 😦

No not ok. That could have been my girl

and I forgot that William H Macy is one ugly mutha, and there's no way he can get a girl that hot outside of acting in a movie. 😠

I figured as much, but why do they have to be afraid of falling in love? Some of them are only 19 and haven't had time to experience real heartbreak. I notice when they look at me that they don't want their friends to be there, but it's like you said it's a defense mechanism. 😩

Whenever I go to the movie theater, I get hammered before the film and want to try to sit next to a cute girl who's sitting by herself, but the cute girls ALWAYS go with friends. I swear I've never found one sitting by herself, and ideally it'd be toward the back of the theater so that if it doesn't work out I won't get stupid looks or commentary from people behind me.

Lol, this is actually all true though. I wonder what people at my job would think if they saw my internet history.

Knowing is half the battle.

Why do you have to question the way things are? Let me get another drink, you're a conspiracy theorist.

weird*

Huh? How's having a girlfriend creepy? Don't tell me this is the newest thing in the news... 😥

That doesn't even make sense. First of all, if it was 2000, the website would not look this cool and our internet wouldn't be as fast. Please stop smoking weed. 😦

I should just break off this toxic relationship since she just likes to ignore, but she's just too hot to call it off with. 😖

Dude she looks ike she's had plastic surgery because she was an average girl at first, no I don't settle

It's called lone wolf alpha male warrior status... you just wouldn't understand...

freaking* room Please watch your mouth. 😒

My plans always work out. This time they will work out... 🐃

You'll soon be introduced to ZeniMcCoy, ZeniCummings, ZeniO'Hara, and all the rest of my studly Irish offspring. 💪💪💪

You... believe in me? 😦❤

Posted from court during my temporary restraining order hearing a few years ago. I was sitting in the back and the cases before mine were taking forever.

I don't even know who that is

Never spray an alpha male with mace- it'll just get him mad like Harambe.

I forgot to buy more beer. Crap I fell asleep! Might have to call out from work tomorrow. I won't be the same without my liquid courage alpha strength solo badass.

Wtf lol where does rape factor into this, it's just a game of tag basically, except that I hold her at the end.

You don't know, beta!!