Zenigundam

Not at all, she's just some dumb hot 21 year old who texts on her phone all day long!!!

I want her to say those words to me if she really feels that way, so that we can have a badass chase through the school like Jason at the end of every Friday the 13th movie!!!

That's awfully gay my man

That's the struggle of being an alpha male these days... 😪

Don't call me that. Don't you ever call me that. I'm a law abiding citizen who has a score to settle with the cops like Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill or Rambo in First Blood!!

I don't know wtf her problem is, but I think it's high time that I confront her about this unnecessary tension. Honestly, who does she think she is pulling this crap on me? "Was I that much of an asshole to you? Huh?! Why the FUCK are you doing this?! Answer me!!!" *pounds fist on secretary's desk* 💪💪💪❤❤❤😎😎😎

Toys R Us in Wayne, baby!!! Hollar!!!! The birthplace of Toys R Us, sadly closing very soon. If you've never been in my home store, well it's too late anyway

I have so many fond memories of buying games from there, especially the day the Resident Evil remake came out for GameCube, and I wanted it badly and the lady said I had to be 18+, so I had to bring my mom in from the car to buy it for me and I kept calling that old hag a bitch while talking to my mom as she was completing the purchase and the old lady was furious and looked like she was about to fire back at me. Fire back at me now, bitch!!! 💪💪💪

I wish I'd saved them and not broken so many laptops. 😦

I was in 7th grade when it came on Adult Swim, and I thought it was way funnier than their own creations (Home Movies, Harvey, Brak, Seaman, etc). I might just buy it on blu-ray if its had a blu-ray release recently because that show is a classic for sure. I always think of the SAT episode and how it had me laughing to tears the first time I saw it. 💪💪💪

He meant 30 in Star Trek years

18 or bust, I won't lower my standards.

Lone 🐺 alpha male warriors rise 🏋️‍♂️

Not really, the best anime is Monster

She's 18

Where is she now? I have to know... She's mine...

I'm not interested in charges or anything beta like that. I wanted to administer a beat down, but I know some beta in the crowd would have dialed nine uno uno just to try to bring a strong alpha down.

Not saying you, but girls always do this when they choose the wrong guy over me!!

Not at all. I held back because I know I have that stupid bench warrant. If not for that, I would have been uncontrollable, like a bull in a bar who's taking down all of the bouncers and bar patrons.

I guess this is meant to be all comedy then, so I'll say 1. Mission Hill 2. Family Guy 3. Bob's Burgers

I'm the winner, not him. I knew I should have ended him like a fatality in Mortal Kombat II!!!! 🎎

Chill girl, those are for serial/spree killers and I've been normal since 1990, so basically... Wtf are you even talking about?! 😼

*Shades on* 😎 Fuck these bitch ass betas!!!!

What meds? Wtf

I have senioritis and I'm looking to get laid with somebody else who has senioritis. ❤