Zenigundam

is because when I'm drunk, I just don't shut up. ⛹️‍♂️

I don't have a car, I take the bus and dodge bench warrants for years 🤧

Not really

The Legend of Zelda. Which one do you think I mean? Wow.... 🐻

Wow you don't even play video games lol. What a nerd you probably follow cricket and build models of planes. Yeah girls aren't into that.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 was the best Sonic game of all-time. What are you even talking about at this point

^ SJW Sandy cried angry tears over Harambe.

Ever consider that I'm home now? Wow, I wish you were my boss, Jingai, you'd get duped too. Lol I'm so clever and crafty, I'll never get caught! 🍻

No not really

My bosses are so clueless. 🏈

Why am I so good at this? 😏 I'm like James Bond on the job. Nah James Bond Jr remember that show

But you do have to look... 😦 *squares up to you*

Pooh, we could have been legendary.

Not really. The more recent Sonic games are superior in many ways to their 16 bit predecessors.

Craft beer?! I'm done with this thread...

ghosty, watch yourself, man. I've put in a good word for you with all the jocks, but this behavior lately is gonna blow the perfect cover that I crafted for you. 😐

Capri Sun's your alcohol dude 🐹

Lol you don't drink my man you're still on Juicy Juice and Kool-Aid

Zenigundam #EndThread

I haven't aged in years, fuggz, try again 💪

You're welcome. 🦁

You guys are old my mom is 55 and old I'm 28 and forever young I hate when people say I'm aging, I'm not bitch

This... just doesn't answer the question... 😏

Imagine me coming to pick her up at her house for the prom, 38 years old and all clean shaven and looking brilliantly young in the moment?! Also, imagine me tricking the dance chaperones into thinking I'm a student from another school. This is like that Jon Cryer movie when he went back to HS as like a 30 year old because the mob was trying to kill him! 🎃

Yeah good thing these boards are underground. The mainstream betas will never peep this exclusive info. I might have to open my own Chinese place actually, I would love to date an 18 year old Asian woman who needs a prom date. 😐🐼👪💓🎎