Zenigundam

Go Team Alpha Male! 💪👊🐻 That's really what his team is called.

Jim "Carry"?

Lol you're so mad just because I'm the one who'll actually step to these ladies! ☺

I won't accept their apologies. They f'ed up, I'll only accept their tender lips, even if those lips have 30,000 miles on them and I wanted a new car. Yeah I buy new games at the shop on release date, my ninja, no preowned bullshit. 💪

On here? I wasn't following that one. Wow, a true player, whoever the UEMBer is, you better set this up with him. Don't be a fool now!

Let's just get these girls already bro. You're not sick of these typical, basic betas taking our prizes? They don't even know wtf to do with them because they're so fake and beta. It's like giving a weak kid a new video game system for Christmas and he only plays the crappiest game on it even though he has 30 other games.

Get your goth gf then my main man. They never reply to me on OKC because they think I'm an asshole because they really are pretty clueless, but you're in good shape because they'll think you're "down to Earth" even though I'm also down to Earth, just aggressive and ready to pounce into action and start beating bouncers, poser beta male BFs, and white knight cops up! 💪🐰👪

It's called, "Who are you replying to instead me?" Lyrics are in the works! 💪🥊💏

Sonic is an alpha male who pounds Amy on the daily. The character in your avatar is the definition of a beta. 🐧

Gangsta amiright

Rollin over ninjas for my hundred rings on a one dollar loan.

You don't even smoke, dude, and you say that you'll never smoke so I don't know why your young and impressionable 22 year old self keeps posting in this thread made for already serious and aspiring stoners.

Please stay on topic, kid. 😏

That barely makes any sense.

Have you ever smoked anything before? It doesn't seem like it. You can't tell from a picture what somebody is smoking.

Boy* Use spell check, dude. You also used "and object" instead of "an object" in your other post, but I didn't call you out on it. 😏

Please stay on topic, sir.

Calm down.

No no no. There's an opening. Eh, nevermind, you just wouldn't understand.

Did you honestly not see that it's a metal penis cover? Wow...

Smh, you missed the joke

And why would we wanna spend a lot of money on our marriage you wonder. Because we're in love and we think about each other all the time. Love really is an amazing feeling. 👪

Not sure yet, could be Applebee's could be Charlie Brown's Steakhouse, we'll see, depends on how expensive we wanna get.