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Obviously, come on bro don't tell me you're a nerd and didn't know that I meant the original. Nerds aren't allowed in alpha male territory. 🐧

Haha wow I like that misalignment.

1. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City 🚘 2. The Legend of Zelda 🤺 3. Resident Evil 2 💀 4. Super Mario Bros. 3 🍄 5. Breath of Fire 🔥

Yeah I guess that wasn't the right analogy Applebee's is the alpha game and any dive bar is the beta game. 😴

Applebee's is jock status. Starbuck's is for nerds. 😦

Not bad, but clearly inspired by other anime such as Attack on Titan and NGE. Also, if the subs are translated correctly, he has a 10 year old girl who wants him when he's 23, so if he acts on that, the anime should end after 3 episodes. It'll become a law and order SVU show instead. Anyway 7/10, subbed anime is still garbo, I'm just drunk so I have the patience and focus to read the subtitles and listen to the effeminate, foreign voice acting.

First time watching The Anime Network since 2006 and it totally did a 180 on me. No longer a channel, just an on demand service, no longer a dub only channel, now a sub only exclusive SVOD. So, I called Optimum up to cancel my subscription, but they're closed for the 4th of July, so I figured I might as well watch Black Bullet and Rinne, even if they're in wack ass Japanese lol. So yeah unless this impresses me, I'll be canceling tomorrow after work, and I'll be heading to NY Comic Con next year and bullying the dorks who watch subs and sing the JP opens and closings to these anima! 💪🏋️‍♂️😏🍿🕺

My grandfather on my father's side died in 2008, and my grandmother on my father's side died in 2015. Didn't see their 70s, but my grandparents who are still alive are in their mid-70s.

Don't be mad just because Applebee's is above your budget, not everybody can fine dine and wine and dine the hot women. 90% of women only want the top 10% of lone wolf alpha male warriors. 🐻

I wanna take the bus to Applebee's right now and get a table all to myself, sneak some malt liquor in so that I don't have to order anything to drink, and then I can get myself some hot boneless wings and the Bourbon Street steak well done, yeah it's amazing, a legit New Orleans dish, that's real Cajun food, comes with spiced potatoes and caramelized onions and mushrooms, it's way better than having a girlfriend or even having a one night stand with a hot girl who you met at a college bar. 🐰🍖💪

Swat Kats now that was a badass cartoon. Steven Universe is beta BS. No wonder kids nowadays are shimmying and wearing skinny jeans to parties. I don't blame these girls for experimenting when their male suitors don't know what being manly is like. 😏

Yep lol.

That term is so misunderstood, how many times do we see girls spite a perfect suitor just to go steady with somebody else because they like his piercings or tats and then two months later it's over? Let's stop acting like this whole "unrequited love" thing is pathetic on the guy's end for showing a base level of interest and not pathetic on the girl's end for choosing a beta who could never last. It's like choosing an FPS over a classic RPG. 😏

I posted it here, but I decided to move it to Dumpster Fires because I'm trying to spread the wealth among this site's subforums. Also, why would I be scared of vacations? I'm just being mindful of my finances lol, my vacations are awesome and involve so much unprotected sex with beautiful young women... aged 18-19... 🐻

I'm getting hammered right now with a few music channels on, switching between Smooth Jazz, 80s, and 90s, and I've got my Switch hooked up, gonna play Breath of the Wild and Fortnite all day long since I have the day off from work.

Just drinking and listening to smooth jazz. Cablevision's TV guide channel put me on jazz back in the day. Gonna eat some pasta soon and go on the prowl for OKC girls who are looking for Independence from their panties tonight. 🐻

1 and 2 by default, doesn't mean I like them, Super is at least decent

Chicken quesadilla, douse it with fire sauce 🔥🔥🔥

I did get in somebody's face. He backed down and I walked away with a cute girl by my side. 😐 #JustAnotherAlphaMoment

1. DragonBall Super 2. Pop Team Epic 3. My Hero Academia 4. FLCL Progressive Didn't watch anything else. Progressive was awful.

"Disease X"? You mean Mega Man X.

*giggle chills* O-h-o-h-o-h baaabyyy... I see myself by the campfire making out with her on a nice patch of artificial turf, her school's in the background as the fireworks are going off. 🐼

It's because Sonic is a 16 bit character. You kids want everything to be in 1080p these days or to look like Fortnite.

Oh that's a pretty sick idea. I kinda wanna be the one to make their legs wobbly though. 😏

I'm on OKC right now looking for some 4th of July romantic hookups with hot girls aged 18-19, 19 max because that's pretty old. 😐💓