Zenigundam

Well you have to remember that pot only became popularized after Friday the 13th (2009) came out as the opening ten minutes of the movie feature pioneers in the pot game searching for weed in the woods.

First you have to find it, then you roll it up, then you heat it, and then you smoke it. Thought I'd help some of the weed neophytes out there. 🏋️‍♂️

Very excellent strategy. A high quality pipe will make the weed taste better.

I like taking a shower with my girlfriend. "You can't flee the Z!" 🙃

Just watched it for the 10th time. Now that's what I call true love! 💏

Don't tell me that short reply made you break your keyboard. Soft

*approaches while cracking neck, Milwaukee's Best tallboy in hand* I really don't wanna have to drop this beer... 🐰

Smh

Which means it's a 6 IRL. Oh well, might still get it, but I'm thinking I'll pick up Mario Kart 8 Deluxe late since Switch has online play now so that I can beat up on kids online.

*gets the giggle chills*

They were on some 90s dial-up and Google Groups/Prodigy/Type the keyword into an AOL search BS. 😦🥊🤧... 💏 sex...

kidney is still around, but yeah those users abandoned the place because they didn't know how to use the internet from the 2010s on. Anyway, kidney_eater is still around... *steps to you*

Yeah we already knew that.

R_ACM's rebellious teenage son

Is that a thumbs up smiley? I honestly can't tell because my phone gets awful quality on some of these. 👨‍🚀

One of the best Lifetime movies of all-time IMO. Classic scenes include the opening segment when Dr. Beck reveals his dark past to his newest love interest, the scene starting at 8:01 (LOL), and the musical within the movie starting at the 24:08 mark among many others. Highly recommended!!! Take notes. ⛹️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️👫

I think I would do quite well in prison. *pumps some iron* 🏋️‍♂️

My life expectancy is 84, and there's a 75% chance that I'll live to 75, which is 3.4 years less than the average person my age. I have a strong feeling I'll die in my 70s lol, that does suck because I wanted to see what life would be like circa 2090. ⛹️‍♂️

Now I'm not so sure. 🦁

Real_AirCooledMan's urban dictionary entries are pretty funny.

God of War is overrated and isn't a real GoW game, Fortnite is much more fun on Switch because I get to beat up on little kids while texting a hot girl over OKC instead of playing against the try hard virgins on PS4, and the whole PlayStation brand is a sellout now, Switch is putting out great titles because Nintendo will go bankrupt, so they're desperate and throwing some serious haymakers, plus free online until September and some Neo Geo games on estore that are dated but cool.

You ever listen to that song by Old MacDonald

Hmmm 2002... seems like yesterday, but kinda... I don't know... I can't put my finger on it.

The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. Are you really that dense? 🤠 If I had meant another Zelda title, I would have put "A Link to the Past" or "Link's Awakening", or "Ocarina of Time", but since I simply said "The Legend of Zelda" you should understand that I meant the original Nintendo game... weak ass mothafucka... 💪🏈😏🐃⛹️‍♂️

It's because I can relate to the legal teen hot women more because I was a teen not too long ago. And because I'm sexy. 🐹