Zenigundam

But what happens next? 🧔 *approaches and towers over brick thrower*

He was just g checking him to determine his alpha levels. I've done it before; it's an alpha male method of finding out who belongs to the alpha frat. Alpha Zeni Phi

Did you flinch? 🐻

You're too old to be going after teenagers. Smh 🤢

Not really

You know that legal age redhead from One Piece? Ohhhhhhhhhh... *giggle chills* 🐼

These two about to scrap, let's put some bets down

It's a curse, legal age teens don't dig that unless they're looking for sugar daddies

Uh yeah you're old

All right now you're a nerd

I'll use those muscles to coil around legal age teenage women with serious love like a damn Anaconda 🍾🐍

I hate when OKC women wonder where somebody else is while I'm waiting for them to show up at the date. But I do love to catch them in the act of thinking about non-Zenigundams, "let's see to try to weasel your way out of this one..."

Why do they even change? It's just so weak. Hopefully the legal age teens of Generation Z learn from these flawed millennial cougars!! 🦆

The alpha flex is legitimate. No I have not been drinking! 🤨

Calm down bro, this is how bouncers beat up the drunk patrons

Can you take it all away, Can you take it all away, this pain you gave to meee 🧔

Not really. This is an example of classic AA apologist rhetoric 🐧

Stop drinking so much

Wowzers

Like what's going on with that? They go from hot legal age high schoolers to basically being sticklers about "careers and taxes" basically all the boring shit you could imagine, and then they start to get wrinkles and not look hot anymore because of too much sex with beta males, which is laughable to me because that's only happening because betas took over TV and brainwashed them 🤦‍♂️

*falls asleep*

You're nodding slowly with a creepy smile 👨

But I'm not just thinking... I'm lurking... I'm ready to make up for lost time. 18 is precious 🐻

I love them... and I always will... 😌

About 3 years ago maybe, I dunno I'm not pretentious like that, only nerds count time 🐰