Xanatos
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Sit down. Let me tell you bout the birds n the bees. They all get injected with the t virus and umbrella Corp send that Mila however u say her last name name to murder em all. Go watch zombieland!!!
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And? Didn't anyone tell you were zombies come from?
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Can't get a hangover if you never get sober.
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Definitely not they guy hiding in your tree. Would it kill you to do something about all these birds?
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I'm the guy who's name your mom was screaming last night.
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That's a car thief....there's a difference. And bullets work at distance.
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Asmb leftovers now brought to you by bitch water. Can't we at least get something that you can get drunk on? Least a buzz? I may be an alcoholic.
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As a great man once said. And I qoute. "Move bitch!! Get out da way better get out da way!!" Truly inspirational words.
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They tell stories of ur massive wang here. Least I think it's about that..I dunno lotta people named wang here. I just assume it's about you.
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This is true...could work...unless their a company with a stick up their ass.
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I can notice stuff when your constantly throwing shit at me. Or swinging ur dick around..that thing scares me.
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But he went doing what he loved. This is why I'll die eating a McChicken.
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I dunno u.s. prices but 45 mile Uber can't be cheap.
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That's actually genius....you are the best of us.
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Your getting hosed. I get more of a travel allowance then that n my jobs litterly run by commies.
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So you planning to steal a car? Don't do it. Jails to pretty for you.
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Fuck em. Go use the gym Grab some bananas from the breakfast thingy first. Anyone gives you dirty looks toss that bitch.
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its 2019....why is bush still a thing?
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we both know i call you the mr fixit in the bedroom...fix the crying wall!!!
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sandy does it classy like.
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daddy is not you first name
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could you be more of a tramp?
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Why do you use this place like your diary? Start a blog or something if people care they'll go there....most of us give all of zero fucks. Your just a +1 to the post count.
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Says the definition of a bitch in heat.
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I'd rather die.
