Sofa King Kule

They don't filter words here. They just do a really sloppy job at filtering ideas, by use of the ban hammer. If a mod doesn't agree with what you say, it gets deemed offensive and you get banned or suspended for several days. The mods never did bother to mention what criteria they use for "offensive". You can just mention something that insects do and somehow, it's racist or whichever, just because a mod has taken a personal disliking to it

I totally *oink* hated those filters.

He's probably a ghost.

Fajitas, tomorrow

Beefy Betty bought a batch of bitter butter that made the batter bitter and so, Beefy Betty bought a batch of better butter that made the batter better. So, who called 911?

He was quite a control freak.

He didn't keep an eggplant tangled in his moustache.

Don't answer that. I just saw a tv program titled, "Locked Up Abroad". It documents the travails of people who have been arrested in places outside the U.S. The featured person for this episode was in dire financial trouble and facing foreclosure. She got involved with a gang that smuggled cocaine from Peru to Austria. She made $30k in three months. Then, she decided on one more trip and got busted. She made that decision against her own better judgement, despite her knowledge of the American police having taken interest in her. It was because she was still falling behind on her mortgage. Had she followed her own second guessing, she would have been off scott free. But, desperation wrecked it all. So, what did she do with the money she had already gained? How could that have not been enough to at least satisfy the past due amount on the payments? As she unwound the story, she never mentioned where the money was spent in a three month time frame. Easy come, easy go.

It's best served rigid and tough, sprinkled with buttered bread crumbs.

Black mamba. Mamma loves mamba. Papa lives mamba.

I guess you can serve it with the golden goose eggs.

I do prefer fresh beans over canned. I'm also a very impatient guy. The can is a trade off.

Same dish, different lighting.

Yes. The Lincoln Tunnel. Have you ever been seduced by a toaster?

Play that skunky music, wide boy!

A five hundred pound marshmallow covered frog.

Does it have any natural sources or is it mostly synthetic?

What is spironolactone?

Yes. I wasn't miserly with the bacon. 1/5 pound of it.

Was he defeated by Baumwolle?

In a parallel universe, Monsanto is a chain of restaurants.

You'll find out after Harris takes the presidency.