Sofa King Kule

Stands 5' 7" He said so on tv. Not everybody can be seven feet tall.

That's best. You're not wagering with more than you could afford to flush down the commode.

Fuck confidence. All I need are coffee and a booming playlist. Btw, where is the above mentioned lady getting her news? The radio guys aren't saying any of that.

Okay... It was a one dollar wager in a slot machine. A single cherry appeared on the center line and so, my one dollar became two. You wouldn't guess today is Friday the 13th. I bought yogurt with my winnings. I'm probably not playing another slot machine for seven or eight more years.

A pal of mine who preferred to be called, Shenah was going to a professional shoe maker for all her pumps and fashion boots. It was costing her a fortune, but she said it was worth it. Other than that, I would assume that most of the larger sizes are on line.

That's really bitchin'.

Everyone has a few skeletons in the closet.

A local program for senior and disabled citizens provides weekly housekeeping service. I'm helping him with the paperwork and seeing that he meets his appointments for it. Luckily, he doesn't have a lot of furniture and so, mopping his floors, throwing away obvious debris and keeping the bathroom and kitchen presentable should not be a problem, now that all the heavy work is done.

It's part of why I was there. It was an emergency situation because the landlord and the building inspector were threatening eviction unless the place was made habitable before the deadline date.

"Guiro" Sounds like nasty name to call somebody. But, literally, it's a musical instrument that resembles a gourd and has many ripples on the surface. You play it by striking or brushing it with a thin stick. Yeah... The stuff I could learn at local concert performances. I had heard guiros a few times before on old Harry Belafonte recordings, but never paid that much attention until I saw somebody live, playing it. Later, I asked the conductor about it. I might buy one.

I went to a new store to browse. Lots of really cool looking shoes. I selected a pair that were marked in my size to try on. It was like putting my foot into a canoe. I had to go two sizes smaller to get any to fit. Got a pair just right, and dirt cheap. Now, I notice... They're cheap imports with a foreign size chart. No matter. They're just beater shoes.

I got $100. You should have seen the floor and the fridge. The closet and everything inside the cabinets had to be done. Then, he insisted on keeping all those coffee cans.

It's not my kitchen. I was paid to clean it.

Most of that grime had been drying and crusting there for months. That's not an ordinary wipe up job.

Is that A1 sauce? Love the stuff.

Must move to ffa

He forgot to mention the snow block maker. Perfect for your igloo project.

Sponges in a locked case. How petty could a shoplifter be?

Don't expect it to stop mosquitoes.

I mentioned a particular behavior pattern and how it should be handled, a mod changed the subject, made it about a particular race and then temp banned me for "racist remarks".

Why cuss at a person when you can call him a shark toothed salmon? Or, do a Joe Biden and call him a lying, dog faced pony soldier.

Did Poof give up on the boards? I plan to be the very last one to leave. If not, will the last person out shut the lights off?

That's entrapment. I'm not repeating. Just scroll back and see what has already been banned.