Juice McKenzie

Why don't you look at me during?

yeah I'm pretty much in the same boat which is why I'm going to learn a trade fuck college, but you usually can't make a decent living without some kind of education

i would play with that but not for its intended use

no one has to know

wait until black friday when you can get one for $200

you could've aborted it

yeah i too saw that pic of packtard now ill never unsee the horror

that shit makes my eyes roll into the back of my head

is there a dual sided dildo designed to look like darth maul's lightsaber?

no dice

me too and i never realize its a dream even though i know in my dream that i graduated

no

that's fine. i hate them and don't trust them either.

take it you slut

you've got my full erection

if you're under the influence of marijuana and you masturbate, would that be considered 'high-jacking'?

She's right. I'd kiss you.

i found out they were attracted to the dried mouthwash on the outside of the bottle so i cleaned it up, murdalized all of the ants and set up a few traps. After that, i never had an issue like that again but because the outside of the building had this weird wood shingles thing on the outside and we were next to the woods, it attracted a multitude of bugs into my place.

the first summer in my first apartment i also had an issue with carpenter ants my bathroom was full of them

if you bring your cute girlfriend with you

animals are an exception