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At Michael Bolton trivia.

Then FUCK OFF :barf:

Here's one. I've heard people say that someone "drinks like a fish." Last time I checked, fish don't drink water, they breathe it. That's like saying we eat air.

If you wanna see a boob, or a kid getting run over, Liveleak is the place to be.

That's pretty stupid too.

I made a terrible thread that no one thinks is clever but me. This is my lane, homie.

That's a stupid saying. It's supposed to mean you're not being facetious or you're telling the truth. But when were people facetiously blowing smoke into people's assholes? That was never a thing.

Half the deal, twice the price.

But there are way more steps than that. It's not magic, you have to do a little more work than just opening some eggs.

Woah, hey, c'mon now... Let's not start accusing this good man of playing tough for shock value. Personally, I think he has a really good case, and his best option is to skip court and just go to work that day. Court stuff takes forever to go through, might as well make money while you wait.

If your kid doesn't have CTE, they're good to go.

All I have is the bubble gum that came with baseball cards back in the '80s. It's a little dated, but it's gum. That stuff lasts forever.

What that song is really saying is that Mama is into some kinky bestiality.

Please, you don't understand. I need you to take her. I'm frightened by her.

Then I'll settle on selling you a stick of gum.

It seems extremely hypocritical to me that you enjoy Oneyplays so much, considering how often Chris says "faggot," and how Julio is the butt of constant gay jokes. But hey, vaya con dios.

TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE

He gave me six months to live, but I couldn't pay the bill, so he gave me another six months.

But Ringo was pretty good, too.

Well, duh. Everyone knows that. But I don't want her to poop out a baby! I'm not ready for that kind of responsibility.

I'm not gonna act like I'm not a little bit into the idea of peeing inside a chick.

The Clintonian Scale really is the best way to decide things like this.

Two. Also, I'm working under the assumption that oral doesn't really count.

I have had sex with 27 people. And by 27, I actually mean 6.

Yes? No? maybe? YOU DECIDE