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and you did it anyway, that's what I love about you Benjamin (in my head I call you Benjamin) Never change

I'll do you one better. Fake your death and invite them to the funeral so you can see everyone's reactions.

oh shit, that's next level ... - "So whose funeral did you say we're going to?" - "You don't know her, babe. But she taught me that thing you like." - " "

It was a fair question. I mean, you saw what this thread was about and your mind went to your dad.

Did you guys fuck?

Lmao This is how it starts

All these are good questions and exactly why I posted this here. I heard this today and it really stuck with me because it was simultaneously the dumbest shit ever and a revelation. If I had to put a finger on it I guess it would just be like good karma or something

best argument so far that shit's hella weird

K, well you're going to be the leader of our cult. Primarily, but not solely, based on how you look. Looking at it now, your avatar is very appropriate for this new role we've thrust you in without your consent. Congrats dear leader. What are your orders?

Competition is good for the consumer.

eh? have you read this thread?

before I forget congrats @Mini_ghost420

It's 2020 It's gonna be White Claw

Mthor just posted her birthday outfit on social media

O....K.....this is awkward I'm thinkin' of going another way on this....it's not you, you're great It's just, y'know, the followers are gonna have certain expectations and your image doesn't really scream cult leader, y'know Buuut, this guy on the other hand....I mean, look at 'em....he's perfect....probably already in a few cults, workin' his way up the ladder Now I was already planning on pulling the strings from the shadows, so hey, crazy idea, why not join me back there.... we get this guy as the face of the thing (and possibly/most likely the scapegoat when things possibly/most likely go sideways) and, what the heck, we'll get this guy in the leadership structure somewhere just 'cause Waddyya say?

I didn't realize how much I missed your SN those sobering words got me through a lot Hey, if I started a cult, would you lead it?

yeah, there are vipers with horns....should of been the first go to also, ever seen a wildebeest up close? that's a demon

lol, fuck off....there's cooler things with horns they could of picked

I'm more afraid of the coyotes Those fuckers are hella adaptable and their smart enough not to be tracked or trapped....fuck outta hear

Happy birthday, Mthor

till now If this doesn't scream, "THE DARK LORD IS COMING!!!"