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the force you can feel it you can control it use it

Can I talk about General Grievous? He looked so cool, but didn't get a lot of screen time

The deer head pic is the stuff of nightmares. And since i'm no where near as fast or as wily as a deer, i'm gonna go ahead and apologize for any and all previous jokes at your expense. so....we good, deer dynasty?

alright alright....calm down, Sons of Anarchy you were a 320lb fifteen year old? wow, how much did you weigh with sleeves?

so how many people have you shot?

it's too late

it's my favorite too....so pissed they ended it

we're gonna look like idiots when the shit hits the fan

Happy birthday! don't screw it up

No better way to become the preferred drink of the apocalypse and go out on top

more likely

what? You can't prove this isn't me

That's one thing he's tots all about.... I mean there's a lot of rules and regulations while you're on this plane of existence, but once you level up it's all honey, wine, and virgins oh shit, I think you might be one of the virgins they always talk about people hooking up with in heaven

buuut, after though....right?

I don't care if no one laughed at that, I was dyin' trying to type that out....

Y'know I saw everyone talking about this lady on twitter and I can't find her in Trump's administration. Why is she a bitch?

wait for it just give it a sec

I'm making a tasteful xxx version of Jack and the Beanstalk. I need an open minded Cau......and I mean open as fuck you in?

You, eh, wanna make some money

Happy birthday Good timing

Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy Was he

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if it can be transplanted, they'll steal it