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I don't know what the starting pay for an entourage member even looks like, so.....whatever Kevin Hart is paying Spank Horton I don't have problems with nudity, but I do have a lot of other problems, mostly psychological. Luckily, so far they've only made me more interesting

I didn't watch much, but what I did see backs up what you're saying about E....he seemed the most competent, yet the most useless

I can't promise that

sounds like a man who's read The Art of the Deal

I don't remember that and a quick search turned up nada But i'll put you down as a yes anyway

omg.....that is the new entourage isn't it

I'd like to offer my services as a member of your entourage....I'd make a good turtle

lmao....I remember an snl sketch that said the all white tux was for the NBA draft or a fancy lesbian party oh, how wrong they were

that's gross...that's a deal breaker that even supersedes the whole ectoplasm thing

look I can't just be lettin' any ol' poltergeist get at these... They aren't just any ol' pair of dusty sock batteries... They're my prized feature...my closer....my pépites d'or and who knows where Casper has been, my (suddenly more relevant) god

watch me die and your soothed ass somehow survives....i'm gonna be so pissed....even more so than if I died from a spider bite @molarbear

If you're sucking pussy or eating dick, then it's only a matter of time

If I die from a spider bite....a freakin' spider bite.....then it is what it is

@Poof

Alright, @Skiles next halloween you're definitely Ray Stantz and I don't want to hear another word about Venkman no matter how much you think you resemble Bill Murray

right!!! none of these guys get it....the eerie feeling afterward 'cause you're sure something touched you, but there's nothing and no one around

you don't know you

this.....explains a lot

Little girl, do your parents know you're in this thread?

Well yeah, now

Some of us are farther along on our porn journey....we require specific scenes at specific times....most of which you can't even find on the internet anymore could these be signs of a problem developing, sure....should we seek help, maybe.....but do most of us have a superseding vice that requires the bulk of our attention, you betcha

They for sure have access to porn on the go....stale marriage and kids....they need to unwind

Try telling that to HR