Mix

Everyone talks about eating fresh, organic, locally sourced, home grown, environmentally conscious, sustainable, repurposed, animal friendly, plant friendly, earth friendly, people friendly, food. And when you do it, they turn on ya like the jackals they are.

Stay in your lane, ladies

Damn it, Mix. You can't just assume rappers are black, that's not the world we live in. And this joke doesn't work if he's not black. But he is, right?

Yes...yes, my child....embrace the hate, embrace the dark side..................as soon as they let him out of house arrest, then, you know, embrace him....maybe then, come over the dark side, maybe the dark side comes over you....it's really your call at that point

OMG, GUYS! BOUVRE'S TRUNKS FROM DBZ! BOURVRE'S A SUPER SAIYAN!

We'll print up t-shirts #freenewrapper #havingabigdickisn'tacrime #alsohedidn'tshootanyonehisgunsnotloadedit'sjustforshow

Alternate Ending... She shuts the door and is halfway down the hallway when she hears a gunshot. She smiles. The End

Ben Carson enters the office of the director of HUD in 2016. Sits at the desk, expressionless. 4 years go by. He doesn't move. In 2020, there's a knock at the door. A lady opens it, sticks her head in and says, "Dr. Carson, you may go now." He replies, "Thank you." She shuts the door and is halfway down the hallway when she hears maniacal laughter. She walks away faster. The End

Dutch Pink on a downtown train

pfft, please......................................I peed on him

How did you know what I was going to tell Gayle?

I trust you, buddy ehh, where do I get botox? nvr mind, i'm just going to inject by butt fat into my lips with a first aid kit syringe....that's the same thing, right?

It's not what I did....it's what I "did"

Oh no, i'm not answering questions without a camera

Were you always this sexy?

I don't have time to find a maga hat right now....

can I stay wich u?

I gotta get ahead of this. Can anyone here get me an interview with Gayle King?

I have failed. So much shame.

Apa was his cat. The avatar state was chemo. Sokka and Katara were his parents and HOLY SHIT he banged his mom!

either way my suffering will come to an end