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Happy birthday, Mthor! I don't know you other muthafuckas, so I don't care what kinda birthday you have.....happy, i guess, who cares....

I'm feeling kinda ok and my dick kinda works.

Cuomo for Mayor of NYC! "Look, i'm not even asking for a whole state this time. Just give me a city. One little ol' city. That's all i'm asking for." - Andrew Cuomo probably

Fair enough, it's right there in the definition. Sorry, @PhilosipherStoned ... you have no choice, you have to run for president.

Theft of service is a winnable argument you can make in both courts, legal and public opinion. This whole "rape by lying" thing is a reach. Unless i'm wrong and you know of cases that have been successfully prosecuted.

In his defense, whore and prostitute sound worse and tart is just silly. A paid ho at least sounds like you went pro in the draft or something.

Is it? Wouldn't it be more in line with fraud or larceny? (I am genuinely asking)

Well, you know how dine and dash works, right? Same principle applies

For a politician, I have to imagine the next best thing to winning an election is watching the person who defeated you get indicted.

What do I think? "I only paid them because they got loud," sounds like something a candidate for president would say to his lawyer.

She sounds hot

I mean...that's honestly how I made my first adult swim account...I thought it was....well, you know

Thank you. I hope I can count on your vote.

Not really, I still have my twitter account. That's all the porn i'll every need. That's also how I found out me and Ted Cruz follow the same porn actresses.

And to be honest, I'm glad it happened now 'cause it gave us all the kick in the pants we needed to do what we should have done a long time ago. For my part, it took me a week, but I've finally deleted all my old porn website accounts, comments, testimonials, and verification photos. I also found and removed some potentially ruinous Craigslist personals that were somehow still up.

You don't have to be there, it doesn't matter that you're the only thing connecting them. They don't have to speak the same language, they're family. They can share some tea and just look at each other. It'll be a fun two hours for everybody in the room who didn't grow up with the Internet or a stable government.

Happy (or whatever emotion you prefer) birthday

Dude, i'm still in my early thirties and this is happening to me. I'm more angry about this than I am about losing my hair.

Tried wives That's what I'm calling them now Thanks ghostie

Why do you know so much about Madonna?

Oh, I was just messing around. The owl did get to me though. That silent flight shit is witchcraft.

Fucking fuck you fucker Fucking traumatised over here Fucking coping mechanism innit