I remember posting about my craigslist personals pranks, but i'll mention it again....I used to reply to and post my own craigslist personals...one of them involved me pretending to be a dungeon master and needing a sadist to take the place of one of my torturers who quit....the responses I got were mint ;D
Maybe it's like the Planet Express Ship engine...it doesn't move at all, it moves the universe around it
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and with that contribution, I shall leave the Science folder and ne'er return