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yes to all that....
also, if we don't go the cremation route, i want them to rig my body to burst out of the coffin in the middle of the service : o
and if I have guests coming over whom I just spent the afternoon cooking for...what then....I don't have time for the smell to go away and lack the proper stove ventilation...what then
yeah, but that's no what I meant....there were plenty of instances where my kicking the bucket made more sense and also made for a better story than this
I wonder if this is "it"............if so, what a boring way to go :-\
anyway, I wanna be cremated with all my stuff....nobody gets anything...last will and testament...yadda yadda yadda....