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Mix

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  1. yeah, that's a good point...they always seem to do well...
  2. I can see it now... - "kids aren't going to eat this!" - "but sir, it tastes great" - "it looks like a gawd damn bowl of shit!" - "well...maybe that could be part of the ad campaign...it would set it apart from competitors that make food that's appetizing" - "that...could...work....get on it"
  3. now you know why
  4. good...and you know about men with tunics, wow....I think you'll be allllllright
  5. it's an old story...from before man's rise...you see, then, the goats ruled...they developed a perfect society and peace spread across the land...then a small goat by the name of Kyle did the unthinkable...the age of goats came to an end and the age of men began...From then on, to remind men of the folly of their predecessors and to further punish the goats, the gods demanded goat sacrifices...
  6. you have angered the gods Not sacrificing enough goats
  7. I thought so too...things fell apart so.damn.quick
  8. Going into this fourth, I like to imagine distorted, in his house, screaming at his TV while his dog cowers in the corner and his wife waters down his whiskey
  9. And LeBron is down
  10. I said "man" in the title dogs named trey are fine...it's dogs with last names you can't trust...look at scooby doo, easily bribed, would leave you in the lurch at the first sign of trouble
  11. well, they were my friend's vans...I was boiling them because he wore them while tapping into his frat...they were caked in muddy vomit and piss.... I guess that just adds to the flavor
  12. if you've met a Trey, you know... If you haven't, here's your warning.... if anyone here is named Trey, no need to out yourself, your behavior has done it for you : o
  13. Mix

    wendsday

    shit...there was something in my emoji's eye....he's good now.... ::]::
  14. but....but.......I thought everyone on this board was my friend THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I COME HERE!!! : o
  15. LA must-do list -crash at mulholland -join local protest -go to protest after-party -join the protest after party orgy -contribute to protest after party orgy mistake handling abortion fund -eat mexican food that's more "authentic" than anything you'll find in Mexico
  16. i've had enough of this thread...time to kick it out
  17. as a person who couldn't care less about soccer, i'd rather watch it than suffer through hockey....what does this tell me....hockey's not just less popular in general, it's less popular among people who don't even care about soccer.... :L
  18. it's not good :-\ funny enough, it's the only time I don't think about killing myself
  19. 800.806.9425
  20. There's only one black guy in this movie...well let's make him the angry chief character
  21. I see what you did there
  22. How can the Night vulture "sever" genitals with his bare hands...scissor hands?
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