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Fair enough. I'll take the L on this one.

I forgot to change my name on this one. Kinda ruins the whole thing.

lol, what? Are you not wearing clothes?

I'd like to thank all of you for your support. It was pretty scary there for a bit and knowing you were all rooting for me kept me sane. I mean can you believe they tried to pin that shit on me? I should sue, right? Do you have any idea what would have happened to me in prison. Some of those guys haven't seen a burger in years.

I don't know what's wrong with me. That info would have the opposite effect on me. I wouldn't do it right away, no, I'd wait. I'd save it for a special occasion like a job interview or a water park.

That has to be one of the first things a priest does at an exorcism. Y'know, just to confirm the possession.

I don't know where you are, but I barely see signs around here. But i'm in one of those neighborhoods that goes all out for the holidays, so there's full on cemeteries and skeletons on people's lawns. Priorities, y'know.

I just had Vietnam flashbacks. They would have to pay me a hell of a lot more than $300 to go.

We prefer to be called AquaAmerican

And give up his toilet made of nazi gold? I think not

Mine lives by the front door. I assume it eats the bugs that sneak in. I leave it alone. It's doing me a service.

This election is now a win win for me. Kamala wins, we get to live. Trump wins, I get to make my sisters mad by constantly bringing up how he's undefeated against women in politics. (We all went together to vote early. They outnumber me so I gotta throw a grenade in the mix every now and then to keep them off balance. So, I said, "i'm going to do the right thing, you guys. But my little ol' vote isn't going to save Kamala. We really missed an opportunity with E. Jean Carroll. Should of had her replace Biden. She's the only one with a win in the ring against the champ.)

They made it pretty clear how they feel about cat ladies.

Donating to politics is so fucking hilarious to me.

Probably 'cause this election is for keeps, lol. From now on, every election for president should end with the loser in prison. At the very least, we'll see who really wants that job.

And it's all from Trump. It's like Kamala isn't even trying to annoy me into voting for her.

Happy Birthday

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Happy birthday, Mthor! I don't know you other muthafuckas, so I don't care what kinda birthday you have.....happy, i guess, who cares....

I'm feeling kinda ok and my dick kinda works.

Cuomo for Mayor of NYC! "Look, i'm not even asking for a whole state this time. Just give me a city. One little ol' city. That's all i'm asking for." - Andrew Cuomo probably

Fair enough, it's right there in the definition. Sorry, @PhilosipherStoned ... you have no choice, you have to run for president.

Theft of service is a winnable argument you can make in both courts, legal and public opinion. This whole "rape by lying" thing is a reach. Unless i'm wrong and you know of cases that have been successfully prosecuted.

In his defense, whore and prostitute sound worse and tart is just silly. A paid ho at least sounds like you went pro in the draft or something.