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So many older people invested in Mike Tyson still being Mike Tyson. This isn't a boxing exhibition to them. It's a battle for whatever is left of their youth.

He did an interview in just his jock strap and they didn't cut away before he turned around.

I'm certainly not hitting 'em down, hahahahahahahahahahahaha....I don't know what that is

...for me Fuck them kids! I'm putting an empty bowl outside with a sign that says "please take one."

Fair enough. I'll take the L on this one.

I forgot to change my name on this one. Kinda ruins the whole thing.

lol, what? Are you not wearing clothes?

I'd like to thank all of you for your support. It was pretty scary there for a bit and knowing you were all rooting for me kept me sane. I mean can you believe they tried to pin that shit on me? I should sue, right? Do you have any idea what would have happened to me in prison. Some of those guys haven't seen a burger in years.

I don't know what's wrong with me. That info would have the opposite effect on me. I wouldn't do it right away, no, I'd wait. I'd save it for a special occasion like a job interview or a water park.

That has to be one of the first things a priest does at an exorcism. Y'know, just to confirm the possession.

I just had Vietnam flashbacks. They would have to pay me a hell of a lot more than $300 to go.

We prefer to be called AquaAmerican

And give up his toilet made of nazi gold? I think not

Mine lives by the front door. I assume it eats the bugs that sneak in. I leave it alone. It's doing me a service.

They made it pretty clear how they feel about cat ladies.

Donating to politics is so fucking hilarious to me.

Probably 'cause this election is for keeps, lol. From now on, every election for president should end with the loser in prison. At the very least, we'll see who really wants that job.

And it's all from Trump. It's like Kamala isn't even trying to annoy me into voting for her.

Happy Birthday

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Happy birthday, Mthor! I don't know you other muthafuckas, so I don't care what kinda birthday you have.....happy, i guess, who cares....

I'm feeling kinda ok and my dick kinda works.