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ok? pfft, the card's amazing....the thing's stacked...sure, the first 4 fights are a toss up, but the next 7 are popcorn fare... I just really look forward to and enjoy Demetrious Johnson's fights....He's the last of my favorites still in his prime....been watching him since WEC along with Aldo

my heart hurts :robot|

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insert obligatory coke and hookers video (too lazy to go find it)

figures....I just started to like being me :-\

it shouldn't be hard to spot somebody rockin' an outfit they stole...especially one of your ensembles

no thanks....Jason Biggs movies had their time....besides I don't have any :420:

they're for :fap: if you're interested in :fap: we can include you in :fap: but be forewarned it may sometimes turn into :painfap: but in time it usually finds its way back to :fap:

shhhh, it'll be ok....

hmm, that's a tricky one... I think a little dissociative identity disorder could be just what you're looking for :robotD

Hey, did I say anything about your One Direction tapes? Did I judge when you broke down, cried, and tore up all your Zayn Malik posters after he left?

> :D do I have to? it's really gewd stuff

Since the old days when we used to sneak out of Rabbi Shulman's after school feed the homeless program to smoke weed with homeless who ended up feeding us when we got the munchies....those were the days, CAC

you're ruining my fun....i'm going to go pretend to be someone else's more loved twin brother

don't talk about our mother that way.... :robotmad she raised us by herself....held down 18 jobs to pay for your braces and my plastic surgery....she's a saint

recovery is part of the experience

is that real? I've never seen golf look more gangsta

jealousy doesn't look good on you, darling....everyone knows i'm mother's favorite....we even go on vacations without you...last year, we had a marvelous time at St. Barts

what? :-\ ok, you lost me.....and all of a sudden i'm not comfortable with how you're looking at me and I feel a sudden need to wear layers..... i'm not gonna lie to you, I will be telling mom about this during our daily phone pow wows

I know nothing about stains and such...what's the aim here?