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it's all good now, but one day some lucky twink is gonna scoop up Mochi and then where will you be getting tackled trying to object at their wedding, that's where ::]::

yes, well...that is generous....but.......i'm.......joining scientology....yes, that's it, scientology...and so i'm not permitted to carry on with someone outside the faith... welp, have a good one....hail xenu...and uhh bye :robot)

actually my phone just broke....darn things are flimsy as hell....thanks for the offer though

oh, ok..good....still not the story I would have used as a selling point, but not as bad as I originally thought

really? it's not that bad this is what it sounds like when I give up

to be clear...she married, divorced, and had a baby with the one guy, yes?

still, a good way to avoid an awkward family dinner when you bring home a shiksa and your bubby spits on you

:robotD

we lucked out, I found a youtube guide to tinder...

I know this is a generic description, but damn did it hit home....what's really funny is I'm trying to remember her name and I can't....I always used to forget it and it really pissed her off....ahhhh, fun times

you're going to need professional help... Zenigundam?[/member]

Darn it, I was gonna say The Wolves...if it's them, I should get like half credit for almost maybe saying them

oh, ok....were the penguins playing the...the..............ok, fine, the penguins are the only NHL team I know :robot| I'll throw out some high probability guesses though...The Polar Bears, The Canooks, The Snowmen, The Icicles, the...white...guys '>.>

Was it a minor league game? There's barely anybody there?

that muffukka is lit...always be up in my daily play list and shit...aye, you caught any of that new Lil' House Phone?

the height of the rim and size of the ball.... are these guys.......giants whut

> I should get back to watching the Discovery channel on the reg, I mean I had no idea it was snark week.....I guess i'll get right to it as soon as i'm done watching Tony Snark's Iron Man....I really wish I had some peanuts or chips to snark on right now, i'm starvin'....

::spin:: Hooooooolllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit....I don't think i've ever seen anyone here take the highroad

what's really crazy is that's Chicago

not quite....I'll eventually be fucked up, but it hasn't caught up to me yet

I feel like you made those up, but I only watched the Cell arch of DBZ so who knows, maybe Vegetto is an actual character....probably created to push banana flavored cheetos on the Japanese market...

the real kicker....stupid people are supposed to be happy, the whole ignorance is bliss thing....not me, i'm stupid and perpetually depressed.... whoever screwed me, gawd maybe, they went balls deep....