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That was one lady's story...the others had different experiences...like one lady lucked out 'cause the manager recognized the guy from the local news and threw him out before their date began.... buddy's still at it though...which I find hilarious...like getting caught and outed meant nothing to him

california

is that an insult...never heard it before... haha, would be an interesting body modification though...."Doctor, I need a dick nipple...I just don't think i'm getting the most out of these orgies and a dick for a nipple would change all that..."

What's good? Suggest some stuff....

come now, Zeni is way classier than that

yes....you have to watch the 2000 Fantasy Romance Bedazzled starring Brendan Fraser

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lmao....it got away? it's an ant...how does it get away after being close enough to bite you?

several women have already been duped by Paul 'HAHA' Gonzalez, at least two of whom went on dates with Gonzalez after the local news report came out... Gonzalez, pictured below wearing his trademark cheese-it smile, could not be reached for comment at this mother's apartment where he lives, located down the street from most of the restaurants where he has left women with checks as high as $130.....one woman who wanted to remain anonymous said he had already eaten a whole meal by the time she showed up for their date, but still ordered a steak and bottle of wine for the table before going to get his phone charger from his car just in case his sick aunt called....he did not return

immortality or....uh....a million bucks your call

yeah, for me....I just need black nail polish, no salon.... I was told it would make my nails harder so i'm going to paint my toes...

it's what it says....I just remembered this 'cause it seemed applicable to the thread

you shouldn't

I have a week to decide where to kill you and dump your body so I can wear your skin to assume your identity... Why you ask, for your mod privileges of course....hahahahahhahahahahaha.... and the true genius is that no one will ever know it was I, @SwimModSponges , since I murdered this Mix and...ahh crap stupid text-to-talk is still on....damn thing's always picking up my monologues uhh crap don't post

little shop of horrors, the Fintstones, and honey, I shrunk the kids.... he fulfilled his life's purpose, I don't need to see him again

my cats were violently opposed to any collars, harnesses, or crates....I just carried them into the vets office and sat them in the chair next to me...never had a problem

What do I need to know about picking out nail polish? if anything at all >.>

yeah, me too >.>

I could do that at home

1. You come here 2. you pick out what you want 3. you make it 4. you pay for the privilege 5. and you get the fuck out

Happy birthday Mochi [insert sexy sonic pic]

Une vie de Chat [10 out of 10] Every time I stumble across a french animated movie I'm not disappointed....love everything about this film....