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You just need proper lessons from a master...

weapons?

I think we've all seen this work, but it's never not funny when it doesn't and you get the sense of "oh shit"

lmao......I assume they call BS 99% of the time

Thanks dude....I fucked it up to be honest, but I kinda didn't know how to fix it so I just let it be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

one day, if all goes well, that old man will be me....making up stories and feigning dementia so I can pull my dick out in front of unsuspecting nurses....

I think you're getting a bit paranoid....they were plumbers....they even left me their card and said to call them if I or even my neighbors had any problems with the plumbing....they didn't even charge me, said it was on the city's dime....god bless the Network of State Aquifers, whatever that is, never really heard of it before

The bathroom downstairs is like that and I love it when i'm drunk......it's somehow calming....also, I can have conversations with myself

Oh, you got ideas....good, good.....meet me in the Nevada desert so we can discuss them, partner....

@Phillies

Well not in my house, plumbers from the city's Network of State Aquifers came by to install a pipe behind my mirror to keep me up to code and there was nothing in the wall behind it before they installed the pipe....they were nice guys too

you like?

wut iz preevasi ???

crap, it's worthless

You worthless piece of shh......................ok, ok....let's be calm and civil about this....we can be partners, you and I

A bathroom mirror that takes selfies

I don't think you want any parts of 17 year old me....I was pretty dang weird back then...

Happy for ever DBZbirthday !!!

I feel like you're trying to tell me something, but I just don't know what it is...

aww come on...there was gonna be road trip high jinks....we were gonna donate our semen for gas money and lie our way into a black frat for a place to stay for the night, plus the skinny member of our group hooks up with this big girl at some point and it's all laughs.... you sure you don't want in on this?

damn, I've been out of the loop every since I unsubscribed from your newsletter.... You know what, California's a pretty chill place...how 'bout you and me take a road trip to get your girl back like in that movie where they took a road trip to get that guy's girl back...I think the movie is actually called Road Trip >.>

Again? Wait, you and the girl who passed your "test" didn't make it....I was rooting for you guys...what happened?