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Mix

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  1. ok....lets amend it to 30, any bed or futon with a window view, a trucker with soft lips, and a belly full of descent, but not great whiskey... sound doable?
  2. Noooo....not ol' billy buck nuts.....not the buckeroo himself....oh gawd why couldn't it have been meeeee.... Who is Billy Bucker and why do I love his name so much?
  3. why not just Ron Swanson this shit and carry a will in your wallet that says the man and or animal who kills you gets your stuff
  4. the film students down here used to talk pro fighters into choreographing fight scenes for free....everyone got a kick out of it and the final result looked more legit....i'm sure the final product will look better, the clips just looked awkward
  5. zefrank1 Petrolicious Super ani DriftHunterAlbo ...just to name a few
  6. Home is where the heart is..........hearts, actually, plural.........trophies from my kills
  7. priceless
  8. And now I come in and binge it all without any wait between episodes......
  9. Mix

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  10. If they call you at 3am, you were their last choice
  11. If this came out in 2019 it would have gone double platinum.....Props to my man Fancy for the "that's my fetish" heart eyes
  12. I googled eggplant parmesan.......................I think i'll take my chances with the ninja scenario >.>
  13. Do I look like a chump.....i'm MAKING my pair
  14. you may be tough, but you'll never be a hairless chimp using his balls as a chair tough
  15. So you mean like a small monkey and not anything that would classify as an ape.....cause the strength of these things is brutal
  16. You should just lean in to it.... Start picking out the biggest ones and examining them too closely....gripping at different ends......constantly smacking them in your hand like a billy club....then look up, and to the first person that makes eye contact, ask, "where are the eggplants?"
  17. I've never laughed then immediately thrown up before.....it's a jarring experience which I hope not to repeat
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