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chances are saving someone's life or assassinating Hitler won't be the first thing time travelers do...... it's going to be way more mundane like telling someone off 'cause they thought of the perfect comeback too late What would you do with a time machine?

you're like the George Washington Carver of balloons

Well weed affects people differently so we're just going to have to agree to disagree

Yes, alcohol can dehydrate you, but post drunk not during....besides tons of people go through workouts sober and still dehydrated.... I think you're arguing against the lazy stoner stereotype, which I wasn't pushing....I'm a lifetime stoner and all around functional druggy, I know people can do shit while high......but the limits of physical exertion put on you when you're high on weed is stark....I wasn't talking getting high and doing some curls, I meant a real balls to the wall workout and I don't see a high person making it through

I did say you could do it regularly, but given the choice between the two before a workout, I'm going with alcohol I didn't say anything about laziness hold up....what exactly are you doing on weed....like yoga or something

I've read on weed....I have no problem believing you can do mental exercises on weed, just not physical.....now alcohol, different story

fuck outta here.... How? How Sway?

kewl kewl

Join the club.....we offer complementary family size bags of chips and all the pot you can smoke

She canadian?

If she'd stop hookin', I'd stop shooting people.........maybe we were aiming high Roll Credits

lmao, I totally get where you're coming from....and if you're not really into whatever it is, embarrassing yourself on a regular basis till you get good is a fucked experience I was going to say something about the band, but I didn't know if it was a sore spot or what.....you seem pretty chill about it though....are you set on moving forward with your own project next or will you consider joining someone else's band if they have an opening?

you know in the end, talking to girls is like any other skill....gets better with practice may seems a bit too on the nose, but these situations wouldn't seem like such a big deal if they didn't come up for you so rarely.....every girl you approach doesn't have to be THE girl....

you're just on autopilot at this point, huh fun stuff

I knew this couple who would intentionally have fights in public all the time, then go home and have furious make up sex....

Sorry, bruv....not really well versed in the facing of life's problems Good luck though

were you going to eat cereal for dinner?

Also, you play the guitar, right? Ultimate in right there, bruv

Talking can be daunting, I feel you....I got the ultimate non-verbal in

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done....it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.

ok....lets amend it to 30, any bed or futon with a window view, a trucker with soft lips, and a belly full of descent, but not great whiskey... sound doable?

Noooo....not ol' billy buck nuts.....not the buckeroo himself....oh gawd why couldn't it have been meeeee.... Who is Billy Bucker and why do I love his name so much?

why not just Ron Swanson this shit and carry a will in your wallet that says the man and or animal who kills you gets your stuff