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welp...I gotta go sweet talk that old lady at the costume rental place into refunding me at least half my money.... Hey, @GuyBeardmane, prank is canceled, you don't have to wax your back anymore Do you have that on you all the time or....y'know what never mind, i'm not gonna risk it >.>

Rob or fuck you = switchblade Rob and fuck you = good to go My therapist was right. You learn more about a person from what they don't say.

Happy birthday, Trigunbebop.........we...don't want a repeat of last year's incident so i've informed the party planners not to put up any balloons.... Happy birthday, PokeNirvash.......The penitentiary doesn't want a repeat of last year's incident so they'll be providing the cake and it will be pre-cut....

Military Clown Hottie

Is the hardest thing I've heard in recent memory

You have a practiced eye my friend

ok, that sounds awesome, but you're still going to get rocked 'cause like maybe two people are going to get the reference and only one of them is going to care lmao

all face paint is black face now....bit of an over-correct, but hey, if I was an old white man, which I assume Tsar is, i'd for sure go that route

yup that seems about right

you should get drunk......lets all get drunk who's comin' with me ?

happy birthday, Blue

...unless it's so good that no one can tell...i'm talking professional grade.....it should be so good that people think you're a black guy that decided not to wear a costume

Hey, you know if you squeeze your nipple hard enough it actually produces the tiniest bit of milk.....try that shit, it's awesome.....tell me how long it takes you, it took me thirty minutes

Is Bucket still around?

sweet....that's so punk rock

It's not fair that nothing comes out of Men's nipples. I mean we got 'em, we should use 'em. We're not trying to bite your flow, ladies. You can have milk, we'll take water or whatever. Hell i'll take piss...how sick would that be...pissin' out of your nipples....those urinal stories would be hilarious

We can't allow ourselves to forget those that came before us. Those who fought the good fight. Those whose sacrifices paved the way for us to now legally consume the cancer curing, pain relieving, anxiety suppressing, and brain stoning herb we all know and love. These men and women whose only crime was that they cared too much........about weed Our case today. Your friendly neighborhood dealer. Free this man

you can't prove I ma.....wait what?

Ric, you have the patience of a saint....keeping tabs on Zeni and now reading what the court appointed psychological examiner will surely dub "exhibit A"....what would we do without you