Codename: Jackass

Zeni still living rent free inside your head.

Poof coming to a theater near you next May.

God damn dude.

I'M SWEATING LIKE I'M IN A RAVE BEEN IN THIS ROOM FOR THREE DAYS THINK I'M HEARING VOICES PARANOID AND THINK I'M SEEIN' GHOST-ES, OH SHIT!

Did you know that Viper is part of Anonymous? Pepper your angus.

Leverage Timing Outweighing people by 70 lbs Drunk people fall and hit their heads on stuff and he sleep.

Tactical nuke bruhbruh 360 noscope Doritos cannon sponsored by MTN Dew Game Fuel lol get rekt. Gamestop: power to the players. Don't forget I SMOKE WEED. AM I COOL YET? DUDE. WEED. btw I just googled low orbit ion cannon and learned it has nothing to do with video games. I thought this was a dig at Viper's video game habits.

He's a grown man with the mentality of a ten year old. He doesn't get the attention or respect he thinks he deserves, he invents some crazy scenario that will get people to make a five page long thread so he can come back in a week when he's calmed down again and read it and think of how badass he is that he got a few dedicated trolls and other weirdos to post silly maymays and jokes at his expense. And then he does it all over again with the next perceived slight. Couple that with the constant validation-seeking behavior like claiming he's a badass hacker or posting photos of his scrawny arms at the gym or "le smok wedds" or muh kool katana or whatever and you have a pressure cooker ready to blow. Anyone who goes Chernobyl over Zeni merely posting in a thread has impulse control issues.

Why are you like this?

He has brain problems.

@Quackers @Naraku4656 @Nabloom @discolemonade The last one's the biggest shocker of all.

Viperslayer is figuring out how to hide behind seven proxies so he can unleash a torrent of gore porn and needles in dicks so he can prevent this community from ever finding a webhost again. Because he can totally do that. He'll ruin us. Any minute now. It's gonna happen. You all fucked up, should have kissed the ring when you had the chance but instead you spit in the face of a GOD.

I feel much more pity for Bing when it is personified as a qt animu grill.

I'm listening to Deftones right now

Here's to inhumanrampager. He's the most inhuman of rampagers.

I had spaghetti and a big salad for dinner. And then I ate a couple spoonfuls of peanut butter out of the jar like a fat piece of shit. Oh, and finished a six pack of some strong beer.

I just don't have it in me anymore. I might average fifteen posts a day on here. I don't think I ever made it past 100k on ASMB. I came close. I think I was at something like 97,000 before the boards were kill. I cracked that amount with my alts, but who gives a shit about alts?

tfw I've been using a VPN to access this website for months but I'm a good boy and didn't do nothin'.

If it's any consolation, you love fast food because it's painstakingly researched and engineered to give you the biggest dopamine rush possible.

I just hate Fleetwood Mac. I do. It's not rational but they give me a visceral reaction of anger that makes me want to jump out of my skin. I can tolerate FM classic rock, I grew up on a station just like what you're describing. Go from Creedence Clearwater Revival one moment to fucking Styx the next, it was awful, but it reminds me of better times.

BY THE WAY EVERYBODY SET YOUR LINEUPS WE HAVE REAL ACTUAL NFL REGULAR SEASON ACTION TONIGHT AND A BIG OL' HEAPING HELPING OF CTE ON SUNDAY-SUNDAY-SUNDAY SET YOUR LINEUPS SET YOUR LINEUPS!!!!! SET THEM

IT'S A WIN-WIN PAPA BLESS ALSO YES ESPN IS GARBAGE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I OPTED TO USE IT HAHA SORRY FOLKS

As long as my bridges are made of superior Chinese steel I'm not complaining. Bridge collapses and kills 140 people? Just don't report on it! That means it never happened.

I'm ready to be subservient to our Chinese masters. America's hegemony is finished.