Codename: Jackass

I can't wait for when we're ten years into the future and there are fifty streaming services all with one show you want to watch and we're right back to the way we were with cable. Some company will come through and start "bundling" the most popular streaming services so you can access them all at once at a ridiculously low price that creeps ever higher by the month. Streaming is most definitely the future, and the future will be just like now except worse in every way.

I applaud you for trying, because the only way is not a good way.

Fireball is just so bad. All that sugar hits my stomach and makes me want to puke. It only becomes more amplified the more booze I've already got in me. Awful stuff, no wonder teenagers and basic bitches love it so.

Saving Private Ryan is an enjoyable movie.

The Hurt Locker is an enjoyable movie.

Clerks is an enjoyable movie.

SLC Punk! is an enjoyable movie.

Dirty Harry is an enjoyable movie.

Halloween is an enjoyable movie.

Rain Man is an enjoyable movie.

The Bourne Identityis an enjoyable movie.

The Silence of the Lambs is an enjoyable movie.

Casino is an enjoyable movie.

Pineapple Express is an enjoyable movie.

Happy Gilmore is an enjoyable movie.

Psycho is an enjoyable movie.

Matchstick Men is an enjoyable movie.

Raiders of the Lost Ark is an enjoyable movie.

The Sixth Sense is an enjoyable movie.

Die Hard is an enjoyable movie.

28 Days Later is an enjoyable movie.

12 Monkeys is an enjoyable movie.

Sling Blade is an enjoyable movie.

Bad Santa is an enjoyable movie.