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Codename: Jackass

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    Thanks people You da real MVP
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    My middle finger.
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    When I bought my car the dealer pulled my credit using three different loan servicers. Very normal very legal.
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    As your parents, I can't say.
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    Nothing like a 3:00 AM Cops binge on G4 in the summer interspersed with this shit.
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    Who's Amanda?
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    Pour orange juice on them instead.
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    SwimTibon
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    Don't do it just because I'm a dumbass.
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    You can always suffer a concussion. I hit a car with my face when I was thirteen, that was pretty radical.
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    When I learned you can be killed if in the shower while lightning strikes your house I stopped taking showers during thunderstorms unless absolutely necessary.
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    Probably belonged to the previous tenants. People who leave their animals behind like that deserve the gas chamber.
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    "AH NO! I FILLED IT WIH DIESEL!"
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    I thought dead was too played.
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    I would say dead end job but robots will be doing those in ten years, so probably homeless.
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    I'M SO TIRED OF YOU! ALWAYS WHINING AND COMPLAINING! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TODAY, MORTY! IM GOING TO KILL YOU AND THEN I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!
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    GULLA-GULLA-GULLA-GULLA-GULLA! "Oh yeah?"
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    Did you know that if you swallow the seeds a watermelon plant will grow in your stomach?
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    Nice glasses, four-eyes.
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    He joined a gay living commune.
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    Yeah who wants heat in winter? I'm a big wuss.
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    My landlord doesn't fix anything so I just pay for shit and say nothing. I wanted working gas before December so I did it.
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