Codename: Jackass

I'm going to kick your ass. -------------> You're gonna have a hoe-down in hurt town.

That sounds like fun. --------------> That's cash on rollick.

I don't know you, leave me alone. -----------> I don't hang with the random wang.

Where are you going? ---------------> Which place gonna see your face?

That's a gold hat, cool cat.

Nuns on ripple

I put a boogie dollar down.

Poor sleep is almost as bad as no sleep. I don't know how to help.

Are you butthurt right now? As in, is your butt hurting with that DOMS? Every step you take there's a twinge in that muscle? I'm butthurt today.

Well god damn.

That's a gold hat, cool cat.

Stairs after a heavy squat day are the worst thing ever. Going down stairs hurts worse than going up.

INSTEAD OF SAYING THIS -------> SAY THIS COOL THING OK Oak Nuggins Yes Yank train No Nuns on ripple I think so I put a boogie dollar down Do you play golf? Do you slap the dimpled balls? I feel sick Daddy's got the nasty jam That's a good idea That's a gold hat, cool cat This job is killing me This gig gonna slash me hips Let's grab lunch on Monday Dip me in ya Monday milk

Our very own Sam Hyde.

I like Taco Bell.

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When I was a kid I read this riveting book about holes.

Those are some nice holes.

You've been hacked.

Thank you for not involving the federales.

I hacked the ban.

Emmitt Smith is a real estate developer.

It was hot in my bedroom. Thermally. Not sexually.