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Codename: Jackass

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  1. Because I'm hard and I'm a cunt. Dr. Cunt is also acceptable.
  2. I'm just too stupid to make witty comebacks on the fly or I'd probably be doing it too.
  3. Only the greatest minds shitpost all day on the Unevenedge.
  4. There are a few people here who I'd like to serve raw chicken to tbh fam.
  5. NAH BRO I NEVER GET SICK NEXT WEEK CHICKEN SUSHI YUM YUM
  6. Brown on the outside, pink on the inside. Medium rare!
  7. Just bend over, open up your ass, and get a nice, energetic dicking. Of course giving and receiving is encouraged, so you also dick your partner after, but the actual dicking is the best.
  8. Glenn Beck, Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are the smartest men on radio today.
  9. I can quit whenever I want.
  10. I bet you don't even drive a Lamborghini.
  11. The Aston Martin has a permanent home in there.
  12. My peepee is tingly.
  13. It's like if Venom from Spider-Man (but totally not Venom because that's copyright infringement) were a girl.
  14. mostly just skintight ass and cameltoe maybe a little over the top don't know don't care
  15. Tight clothes, nip slip, some butt, pretty vanilla.
  16. I don't know, don't click if vagina and nips upsets you.
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