Codename: Jackass

Anything really greasy is fair game. I used to chug soda and eat candy all the time and my parents never took me to the dentist.

Jalapeno shits.

Probably best not to between 10 pm and 8 am.

I eat pizza with a knife and fork. I hate the feeling of grease on my fingers. I used to chew jawbreakers and other hard candy when my teeth were better but I can't do that anymore.

Imagine coming to a stop so suddenly that your brain gets scrambled inside your skull. Wild shit.

yeah but people still die all the time isn't that crazy?!

I just thought that was interesting.

lol @ getting downvote trolled

Why the fuck would I want any of the creeps that post here to know what I looked like when I was a child? I don't even really want the creeps that post here to know what I look like now. I can hear them saying "huhuhuh ur ugly lol" even now.

No, I've never been stiffed... at work...

I'M SMOKIN DOPE I'M SMOKIN DOPE GOT A HALF A POUND OF ARTICHOKES SCALE BROKE SO WE EYEBALL IT HER TITTIES OUT JUST LIKE NEW ORLEANS

Says the closeted homosexual. Protip: it's not losing your virginity just because you put something in your ass.

Explain