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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. My old cat got fixed a long time ago and I recall her bumping into the wall a couple times.
  2. Desecration of a corpse is on the books as illegal in my state.
  3. My family can't afford a funeral so they're burning me in a bonfire with the household garbage.
  4. I'm going to the doctor to be euthanized tomorrow.
  5. I think I get where you're going. That's like a lot more than one down, right? Is that where we're headed? Go into r/twoxchromosomes and tell them that men are gr8 and you'll get banned from reddit.
  6. Blue suede the blue suede the blue suede New graves get the bouquets Bouquets the bouquets the bouquets Hope I outlive them red roses Hope I outlive them red roses Hope I outlive them red roses Hope I outlive them red roses
  7. you're the only one the last one
  8. What about one-down? One-downing people is a lot easier. Things can always be worse.
  9. Feel free
  10. No, I'm a piece of shit.
  11. what the fuck is a crocus
  12. Where's the grocery store? ----------------> How does daddy-o kick up some sundries?
  13. Call the cops. --------------> Get the goon squad on the line.
  14. I'm going to kick your ass. -------------> You're gonna have a hoe-down in hurt town.
  15. That sounds like fun. --------------> That's cash on rollick.
  16. I don't know you, leave me alone. -----------> I don't hang with the random wang.
  17. Where are you going? ---------------> Which place gonna see your face?
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