Codename: Jackass

That was me last night. So damn hot.

6-7 on work days, 8-9 on off days.

Please sir you can obviously see in the video that I am a master hacker.

It's instant hacker. Put on some deep house and you're breaking into databases left and right.

I may ask you for some upsetting information soon. Whenever you have time, no rush.

Maybe I should be like based Rog and Tyrone and dress in a suit and spout 4chan memes for $20 a pop.

Thanks

Shaq is a grade-A troll. He's great.

Don't mess with me Viper or you'll be next!

I guess I'll post some real mundane shit like amateur let's play or shitty vocal covers.

There, there. Life only gets worse.

Ab-Soul?

Why are you still alive, autist?

What's your opinion on taquitos?

Yeah but I'm gonna tell the robber "This is chess, it ain't checkers!"

No I've never been on YouTube. I don't even know what I would put there.

I'm going to upset my friends with this knowledge at the next opportunity thank you

domo arigato mr. roboto

I got fat af again and I've lost 10-15 lbs and I'm hungry all the time, get me off this yo-yo. Ideally I'd have a life where I can just sleep the clock around once every six weeks or so but I'm not pretty enough to do porn so I guess it's being a night time gas station clerk again until I save up enough money to go back to school. Maybe this time I won't get busted. If I get shot in a botched robbery, my last words were some Denzel Washington quote from Training Day.

I should have stopped asking a long time ago. Maybe next time I'm up three hours past bedtime I'll ask "where can I get some taquitos?" I could really go for a taquito.

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