Codename: Jackass

Maybe I should be like based Rog and Tyrone and dress in a suit and spout 4chan memes for $20 a pop.

Thanks

Shaq is a grade-A troll. He's great.

Don't mess with me Viper or you'll be next!

I guess I'll post some real mundane shit like amateur let's play or shitty vocal covers.

There, there. Life only gets worse.

Ab-Soul?

Why are you still alive, autist?

What's your opinion on taquitos?

Yeah but I'm gonna tell the robber "This is chess, it ain't checkers!"

No I've never been on YouTube. I don't even know what I would put there.

I'm going to upset my friends with this knowledge at the next opportunity thank you

domo arigato mr. roboto

I got fat af again and I've lost 10-15 lbs and I'm hungry all the time, get me off this yo-yo. Ideally I'd have a life where I can just sleep the clock around once every six weeks or so but I'm not pretty enough to do porn so I guess it's being a night time gas station clerk again until I save up enough money to go back to school. Maybe this time I won't get busted. If I get shot in a botched robbery, my last words were some Denzel Washington quote from Training Day.

I should have stopped asking a long time ago. Maybe next time I'm up three hours past bedtime I'll ask "where can I get some taquitos?" I could really go for a taquito.

Trufflebutter don't know what the "SS" means in SSBBW CFNM Anal Foot Fucking didn't know there was a fetish for yeast infections Clitoris Stinging Toilet Brush Insertion African Forest Fucking (great name) Scat Repacking Banana Shitting

Why am I still awake?

I'm a degenerate and I've never heard of some of these.

"If Adult Swim opened the boards again would you go back?" Fuck no.

vacbeds suffocation futa piercings tattoos blood vomit ageplay fuck I don't know am I on the right track at all?

alright thanks man I'll trade you some beers