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  1. Codename: Jackass
    Spider monkey.
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    I have never used pornography or masturbated, I'm innocent in this conflict.
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    Really depends on the kind of work.
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    Why don't you shut the fuck up and quit worrying about me if it upsets you so much? Nobody asked you. I don't care.
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    so you're a hero
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    what are you here for then?
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    More tender juicy medium rare chicken for me.
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    I don't eat there anymore because the Burger King where I live has been absolute, utter garbage for the past decade.
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    depressing as shit I try not to think about it
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    "There must be more to life," he thought, as he gouged out a man's eyeball.
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    corporate mismanagement
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    selling bone marrow sounds like a hardcore way to make some $$$
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    do you drive?
  15. Codename: Jackass
    No are you a real human bean?
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    And a real hero?
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    Avoid being a wageslave for as long as you can.
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    fucking weirdos with masks
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    40 hour work week and college?
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    It's so chewy and delicious.
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    I would like to stick a ruler into the soil, set up a camera and time-lapse the footage but I feel like I would fuck it up somehow.
  24. Codename: Jackass
    I'm training for my first MMA fight so I want the announcer to call me Hard Cunt in front of 500 people.
  25. Codename: Jackass
    No, I insist on the full Hard Cunt name.
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