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Codename: Jackass

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  1. So this means they put it back in the ground now, right?
  2. You put stuff in there. Lubrication is recommended.
  3. Was she a great big fat person?
  4. I have a bottle of 70% isopropyl alcohol.
  5. She kinda looks like my cat.
  6. When would you say it's a good time to encourage a cannabis plant to transition from vegetative phase to flowering phase?
  7. I will retweet it so my one follower that's probably a bot can boost her social media presence.
  8. It made me reflect for a moment, and that doesn't happen all the time for me.
  9. Made me anxious like always.
  10. There are cameras everywhere, they're put there by communist spies.
  11. I've been playing lots of MLB: The Show and NBA 2K lately. Also Marvel Spider-Man.
  12. Schizophrenia is a terrible thing.
  13. I got high for the first time in three years today.
  14. Pussy had me floatin Feel like Deepak Chopra Pussy had me dead Might call Tupac over
  15. Just cut off all your skin, bro.
  16. China lied, people died.
  17. At least I got to pet Gordon before he passed RIP kitter
  18. I kinda figured WFH in a very hands-on profession would be a clusterfuck at best. But hey, more time to farm sorghum. Btw can I get a ride to the CVS?
  19. I respect someone who knows how to juke the stats. "Work smarter, not harder" was the favorite refrain in the scene shop back in the day.
  20. Listen, I know you wanna play vidya but you've got to get your work done. Chop chop, now.
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